Zirealism

That's a good thing to say when it's a standoff, but from the difference in size and the look on the other guy's face, he'll be lucky if hand holding is all that's afoot.

Perhaps footsy's at hand!

Heeheehee, I love the slightly bashful, guilty expression on the other guy's face; like he's blushing. It made me giggle like a little girl it was so cute. Plus, I know he's blatantly homosexual, and wants hot mansex. Hot wrestling mansex. Which is also cute.

I've wanted to be a wrestler for a while now so that I could say, "I'm going to open a can of dumbass on you!" I think that's the phrase.

And Mexican wrestling masks!

I intend to open a can of "Closet Homosexual" upon thee.