Zirealism

Shiny enormous doorknobs.

I love Paris in the Springtime
I love Paris in the Fall
I hate shiny doorknobs when I'm constipated
Let's get away from it all

I just hate all shiny surfaces.

I love being constipated.

If you like being constipated, you sure wouldn't like Mexico!

I'm pretty indifferent towards constipation, but I hate Mexico nevertheless.

In Mexico, you can get your doorknob polished for five bucks. There is a cave where they keep Pancho Villa's head pickled in a jar of Tequila, they smoke cucarachas and have conversations with the head of Pancho Villa, asking for instructions on how to conduct the revolution, next week's winning lottery numbers, and who my baby daddy be. Serapes and Chicklets are the two biggest industries in Mexico.

Many of the Mexican Doorknobs are self-opening.

I like how his chin is resting on his hand as he contemplates the doorknob. It's very Rodin.

You must mean Rodin's life-sized bronze, "The Stinker"

u SUCK man

Thus spracht Stephanie the sucking expert. Don't fuck with me today honey, I'll strangle you with your own panties.

Today, everyone knows what he's thinking about.
He's wondering where he left his pants.

those who visit this webpage must be gay...except for me

no way can this work the first time

no way can this work the first time