Zirealism

Probably one of his ex-wives.

Tonsarnit, I can't see. It's just a box with an X in it.

http://thingsihate.org/files/toon35.gif,
or maybe eat more carrots

[noisia] i hope twins gets cancer
[staniel] What kind?
[noisia] eye cancer
[staniel] Is there such a cancer?
[noisia] i'd have to engineer it

Warning: Zirealism may cause eye cancer, birth defects, genetic mutations, necrophilia, and/or horticulture.

Can it give you stuff you already have?

It can give you stuff you already have and it can take away stuff that you don't have, except for horticulture.

No one can take away the horticulture I don't already have, not even zirealism. Its nice to know that.

If I already have horticulture, it can't give it to me, but if I don't have horticulture, zirealism can't take it away? What if I just want it but am incapable of contracting it?

Well, you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make them think.

I once found a group horticulturists. I found them to be a terrible bore, but when I inadvertantly voiced my waning attention span, they developed a most furious temper. I tried to calm them down, but to no avail. Much to my despair, the horticulturists then usurped my collection of fine bone china.

It was the worse day ever.

Horticulturalists are worse than necrophiliacs when it comes to absconding with the fine bone collection.

Man, this totally works. What's the haps, Sean? Long time no post/website function.

awww shitfuck

Testicle! 1-2-3! Ha! ha! Three testicles! ba-da-boom!

Youse guys!

...no thingsihate was like bein constipated and eatin 4 lbs of cheese anyway...kept cummin back to take a dump and couldnt do anything...butt ahhhhhhhh now its like a dose of castoria and i can finally unload (courtesy flush...hey! that one looked like w.c. fields!)shall i bounce a rock off his head? nonsense my dear..what kind of a rock?!.....what a load of crap...wheres the plunger!!!