Zirealism

I'd like to request some cartoons about those Black&White Magnetic Scotty Dogs. But I like it that the dog caught the cat and ate it, and didn't wuss-out like dogs usually do when they are chasing cars.

even little dogs eat slightly smaller cats!

One friend is getting a Tibetan Mastiff, which will be born in April. They weigh up to 140lbs when they get to size, so it will require a lot of little bitty kitties. Harkening back to an earlier topic, when I was looking at the amulets on the Lucky Mojo Co. site, toward the bottom of the page, they have Vulva Amulets!

It's rude.

Good idea, Valentines day is only -2 days away!

Not just for breakfast anymore!

But it is on topic.

i really hope that that cat is Jim Varney.

That must be one of those new snake-dogs, that can unhinge its jaw and swallow its prey whole.

I've eaten TONS of cats and still can't closure. What makes the dog so freakin' special?

just shut up

All this talk of shutting Antwan up makes me sad. But I would like to see a full length contribution from him. Ducks! Yay!

I really like this site. It makes me happy. I read it at work and laugh out loud and everyone looks at me, and asks me what I am laughing at, and then I tell them, and they don't get it. So you've upped my alienation factor among the idiots, which I am always grateful for.

Ya gotta lighten up; this is a cartoon, and as we all know from watching the Cartoon Network the cat will come out just fine, albeit a little worse for wear. The dog, of course, will be tricked into consuming a "bowling ball" style bomb which will blow the dog's pelt off. The dog will retaliate with hilarious results.

Trust me.

It could have a soundtrack by J. Geils&the Missing Vulva Band

DAMN IT YOU WILL HATE!

Well, now that I've sobered up... I've realized that my submission was... errr... well, let's just hope you guys don't lose all respect for me per say?

Antwan, about the respect thing... I don't think you have much to worry about.

I have lots to worry about!
1. falling down in the shower
2. falling down in the hall
3. falling down period
4. becoming addicted to dog food
5. half-human, half-monkey, half-pig creatures taking over the moon
7. gerbils
8. The written number six.

oh... you meant about respect... I guees I should just backspace all this st

I go to the massage parlor and they tell me it's self-service.

Hi.
I really love this site, and since other people were coming out and confessing their admiration, I thought I might too. Also, I enjoy the sunday comix. Posthumous, did you get that name from Cymbeline (Shakespearean play) or uh...does it have to do with the real meaning? I'm interested.

Also, Antwan, I like you.
There we have it.

SEAN, ANNNA, STANIEL YOU ARE FUCKING FIRED
PACK YOUR SHIT UP AND BE OUT BY THREE OR I'M CALLING SECURITY!!

GOOD MORNING ANTWAN, OR SHOULD I SAY EDITOR ANTWAN!!?!?!?!

antwan no one would be making a hubub about this if you didn't feel the need to respond to utterly everything anyone says regarding you. this should be a non-issue but you've belaboured it constantly. hey wow some people don't like you? gotta dissect it to goddamn death.

oh and good job on the retro-kitsch pop culture fetishism he-man queerness. really counter-culture.

I cant see the handle dear.

Pretty little thing let me light your candle 'cause mama I'm sure hard to handle now yessir I am

I am called that because indeed I have been to the land of the dead. And yes, I did talk to Judy Garland. She was having tea with Freddie Mercury.

that was either really unecessarily rude, or I missed something really huge....chances are it's the latter....

Good luck trying to figure out which one was in drag.