By: posthumous [2003-03-02]

Zirealism

yer Sunday comix

yes! [2003-03-02 01:07:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Women look for guys who will paddle their canoes, and give them lots of food; that's how yow can tell successful women like Leona Helmsley & the other sows that are too fat to stand up. They pay for the boys to go fight and defend their fucked-out butts! God Bless America! And the fat jewesses!
no! [2003-03-02 11:08:00] posthumous
no, man. he's sinking her boat.
Yes [2003-03-02 11:19:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I realize the dynamics of the relation-ship. (heh-heh) This is often a factor in predetory sex. It is co-dependent. No, it isn't, because co-dependence would mean that they both get to have their own boats. Look, if the guy sinks her boat, then she HAS to get into his boat, huh? But I can understand also how she must feel about overwhelming, cloying "love"--it's enough to sink your boat. But also, I keep having pictures of Shallow Hal up in the air in the wrong end of the canoe. Right now, I am more than a little pissed-off at women. I just got told by a long-time woman friend that she would not fight wars, that's for men to do. Basically, she's saying to me that she wants to be a fairy princess and get all the glitter and good stuff and men are supposed to do the shit work and generally be the niggers. Fuck that shit. I'll sink her boat. Fuck it. Har!
[2003-03-02 14:31:00] noisia
i think that what's happening is that he's sinking her boat? or am i misinterpreting here?
[2003-03-02 18:22:00] Jonas
What happened to the other one?
boaty relationships [2003-03-02 18:47:00] Antwan
Is it just me or does this comic promote BEASTALITY RAPE?
[2003-03-03 00:19:00] twins
Gay furry pedo bestiality gang porno kamasutra tantric hentai many-fetish rape.
Anything else? There has to be. Many more.
Yes [2003-03-03 00:19:00] Angelo
It's just you
Capsize [2003-03-03 02:08:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I am happy that more people are posting, I just hope that it doesn't cause the website to capsize and sink.
Sink? [2003-03-03 09:28:00] Antwan
If thingsihate.org sinks, then will Annna (haha! three "n"s) go down with the ship?
Tantric [2003-03-03 14:45:00] Oscccar
Tantric rape seems to be particularly cruel. "I'm going to rape you, woman, for a really, really, REALLY long time!"
Yummy! [2003-03-03 22:46:00] Bea Arthur
Bring it on, stud!
Come on! [2003-03-03 23:02:00] Snotkitty
I'm still waiting for someone to make the inevitable "whatever floats your boat" joke. How disappointing.
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