Zirealism

I'm sort of past thinking that marriage jokes are funny anymore. I can imagine many of the things that were said just prior to this comment, or what might ensue in the consequent comments of the condemned gentleman in the comic. I like the wedding joke about why the bride is always smiling, because she is thinking, "No more BJ's!" Maybe the groom is thinking of a caveat to that particular marriage glitch, and that's why the bride is pissed.

how did you get past thinking that marriage jokes are funny?

I've been told before that almost all women have their idea of a "dream" wedding. If she's anything like most women, she looks so pissed off because he didn't just say "I do". No, he had to think up something witty to say and ruined her "special day".

And she will never forgive him, either.

Well, you can get past thinking that marriage jokes are funny by getting married a couple of times. Or chop the bitch's head off and send it home to her mom. Got the balls for that? Well, do you...punk?

If you send back proof of purchase, you might get a refund.

I don't see what she's doing with a schmuck like him anyway.

I ain't got the balls for nuthin', honey, but I've managed to keep my head and give it too ;-)

Thinking about getting married? Hey, you want to be hitting the same hole for the next twenty years or so?

I've been married a couple of times and it gets funnier each time.

It's a good topic, I guess, as it has a lot of opinions around it. I still think that rental is preferable to purchasing a unit.

This the gal you told me could suck the primer off a car?

For someone who thinks he's sort of past thinking that marriage jokes are funny anymore, you sure are making enough of them.

For someone who's never been married, you got opinions about marriage? Hah! For someone who's parents weren't married, you should talk?

Poor bastard Jonas.

I don't think that they even have SEX in Canada!

There's an echo in here!

For some reason, the groom kind of looks like a melting skeleton to me. His ribs, anyway.

You're just mostly sore cos I attached your name to Limp Bizkit.

It's alright, you'll get over it.

Yeah, melting ribs! It's a zombie wedding! But I think it's one of those ruffle-front shirts.

My favorite part of the drawing is the cumberbund

Pretty good job of catching the drape of the bridal gown, with a note of chagrin thrown in, too.