By: posthumous [2003-03-30]

Zirealism

yer Sunday comix

Not exactly Bill Mauldin! [2003-03-30 05:05:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

A pithy comment on two kinds of war wounds.

Not exactly Karl Mauldin [2003-03-30 05:31:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

either

oh! I get it now! [2003-03-30 08:05:00] Antwan

It's called "yer Sunday comics" because it's on a Sunday!

What is? [2003-03-30 08:12:00] Sheik Mujibar bin Dhoubi

I am not understanding these war cartoon.

Son of Goatherder! [2003-03-30 08:17:00] Sheik Ratalin Rhoul

Is encouraging man to lay down arms, you idiot son of camel molester! Is very clever double entendre on play of words about arm(s) you misbegotten gatherer of goat dung!

arms? [2003-03-30 09:00:00] Antwan

No, the weird guy ripped off his arm and wants to eat it.

[2003-03-30 16:40:00] Miss Spell

Resident Evil style, or Day of the Dead style?

well... [2003-03-30 18:00:00] Antwan

Find out on the next exciting episode of thingsihate.org!

[2003-03-31 00:11:00] Not quite a haiku

His Arm is off,
The Medic has no clue,
Spare syllables on last line.

Shock&Awe [2003-03-31 08:47:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

I like the shock&awe part of the war; it's not going as quick and easy as everyone predicted so they are shocked, and now everyone is going "Awwwwwwww!" like it was a bunch of damp fireworks that fizzled on the Fourth of July.

but... [2003-03-31 16:15:00] Antwan

If they interrupt Sabrina: The teenage witch for one more news update, someone's getting cut.

Antwan, Uncut! [2003-03-31 16:56:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

That would be a good idea, Antwan. Get cut.

Don't hurt yourself! [2003-03-31 19:50:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

Don't hurt yourself, I just mean get circumscribed.

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