By: Anna Haferman
[2003-04-10]
Misfiled, Long-Forgotten Fanart
worst. editors. ever.
Just saw your website for the first time and really liked the
Petey stuff. I know I am at least two years late for the Petey contest, but here is my contribution anyway.
Anna of Nashville
There's an
old movie theater here that has been turned into a music place and restaurant. I was talking to the owner/manager and he was telling me that his brother was starting a similar kind of place in Nashville with music an cajun food. But I like your Petey Poster, it sure says "Rabbit Meat!" I hope that management sends you a T-shirt.
YES! YES! KNIFEKITTEN! FINALLY ALL MY POKING AND PRODDING HAS PAID OFF!! BRILLIANT!
Jeebus H crisp, the ONE time I don't regularly check POE for new updates, and i'm late for the comment posting!
I HATE fan art!
Oh! You want ihatefanart.org
but Antwan, what do you think Zirealism is?
[that title is enough fonches - ed.]
FONCH
Time to cap comment length
that's 3,117 FONCH's, not including the disjointed one in the subject line.
That's fucked up.
Plus I had to look up what a fonch is--doesn't this setup log adresses? Time to launch a counterfonch!
The evil "Fonch". We must defeat this great monstrosity with every fiber of our being. Some lives will be forfeit (most notably Hieronymous Biscuit) but we will succeed. Together! Viva re... errr.... fight the fonch!
I will live forever in Valhalla, for I have the White Baby Helmet! But the corpse of Antwan shall forever stagger around East St. Louis drinking Night Train Wine out of a brown paper bag, calling for his long lost love, LaQueefa "Who-My-Baby-Daddy-Be" Jones.
fonch n : metasyntactic variable name for an object esp computer or
thing when used as a generic example, "Fonch Hotel"
But i also found a page that advertised "lovely young latinas licking fonch" so now i'm all confused
Lovely young Latinas licking metasyntactic computers? I'd pay money to see that!
That's what I'd like to know. Three thousand fonches can't be particularly modest.
When I succumb to the evil fonches (as I will since I'm a horrible weakingling who spends all his time looking up beastality instead of exercising) I will forever haunt thingsihate.org. Mwahaha!
I think you should have bolded weakingling
Yes, spend all of your time looking up bestiality. I know spelling flames are lame, but hey! It's Antwan!
Write another one, Antwan! I thought your story was good and funny, and apparently so did several other people. So, no deadline or suggested topic, but if you write one near as good as the first one, I'd like it. And who knows? It might even be a better story. Be calm, don't get too wound up, and check your spelling. Of course you think about bestiality a lot! If all you've got is forty acres and a mule, what else can you do?
the story must have ducks.
But no duck porn! That would be a cheap shot. Duck porn involving illegal Hong Kong cooks with opium pipes and dim sum might be OK, though. I think Antwan should have carte blanche, if he doesn't have any exceptions to the term; otherwise he can write long hand in either copperplate or uncial.
And chutney! The story must have chutney!
I submitted a report about "Artificial Intelligence". The report actually got me moved to another unit in my company because it freaked out my boss. incest is the best!
Somehow, I would bet that it included fuzzy logic.
It had "furry" logic. Like that time I was 10 and tried to have sex with my stuffed giraffe. sex with a giraffe. A stuffed one no less.
very bold, Antwan. very bold.
I spent a lot of my time scrolling up and down very quickly. It makes "fonch" appear to go in the opposite way.
I'm not inebriated, just bored.
I've seen that same effect on car wheels, how they appear to be spinning backwards and faster speeds. I suggest going out into the middle of the road and taking a close look at passing vehicles. Real close.
Antwan, as the fonch post illustrates, there is not enough space provided in these comments to even begin exploring the subject of you and artificial intelligence.
I keep reading "Misfiled, Long-Forgotten Fart". Sounds like a follow-up episode to Stimpy's Nose Goblins.
Somehow Satan appeared in my article. I don't know how he got there, or what he was doing, but he was there and I'll tell you what, he was really kicking the shit out of shit.
Did he look sort of like
this?
What about the dead white baby helmets?
And giraffes? What more could you want?
There is a kind of bread here in Nashville called Bunny Bread. It's sort of like Wonder Bread- the kind of bread they market to kids. On the Bunny Bread 18-wheeler trailers, there is a picture of a cartoon bunny and their slogan, which is, I am not lying, "Be Funny. Eat Bunny." And that's it.
