Zirealism

I sent it, I swear.

Up From Hollow Earth reminds me of this local sculpture.

I think Antwan ate it!

Everything always gets blamed on Antwan!

I must be the scape goat of thingsihate

Okay, I admit it... Seconds before posthumous sent it, I broke into his apartment, stole the new zirealism, formatted his hard drive, and erased all his memories, all while wearing a batman costume.

...I love Antwan. That's my secret.

Well. Not really a secret anymore. ANTWAN! I'm your number one fangirl.

You'll need this.

That's a lot better than breaking into their house and climb into bed with them while they're sleeping.

When this happened last saturday I thought posthumous posted a blank panel as a joke. This week I just don't get it.

THANK YOU CASEY.

My birthday is April 22nd and it's never too early to start shopping for Antwan's gift!

The meaning is this: "Fluffy" represents this week's Zirealism comic, and "Jumbo" represents Antwan. I am the man.

you da man.

Are you calling me fat?

Don't think of it as fat, think of it as bold.

He's asking the elephant because the elephant would know because they never forget stuff.

I think the real question is "Why is Henry Kissenger--or a reasonable facsimile--interested in the whereabouts of the missing 'fluffy'?" Well, it would be had not posthumous stated differently.

Oh, the elephant also looks like it has bananas sticking out of its mouth. Or falli.

That changes everything! It reminds me of that old song..."I vonder who's Kissinger now...? I vonder who's schtupping that sow?"

Some stuff just doesn't match up. WHERE IS THE CAT? Did the elephant eat it? Step on it?

Maybe it's like that story about the Bunny Rabbit who happens upon The Bear taking a crap in the woods.

Henry Kissinger? Hey, that makes me a political cartoonist! Well, all right!

If it's now a political cartoon, then the obvious answer is, "Oh, that's right, I illegally bombed Fluffy in Cambodia back in '72!"

Why does Henry Kissinger care about some cat? Also, I think I have something to write about now...

You are going to write about Schrdinger's cat?

He is going to write an essay on the failures of Zirealism in which he posits that a new Postzirealist paradigm is called for.

That I have a lolita complex? That's okay for a teenager... But not for a reasonably old man... I think I'll write about that. Tommorrow. After the next zirealism. Whatever. I've got a lot of masturbation to do and a lot of cartoons to watch first.

There's nothing much reasonable about getting old.
First you crawl then you walk
Pretty soon you start to talk
After while you begin to stoop
Getting old is pigeon poop
--In freshman English, our playwright professor made a big point of pointing out that Beauty is an ideal, and an Eternal thing; but that women are not eternally beautiful. I suppose that Beauty visits women at various times in their lives, there is a sculpture by Rodin called the Helmet Maker's Daughter, which is of a sort of whithered crone. The sculpture has an aspect of Beauty, by granny porn is not my thing. It would seem to me that a man's natural urge would be to want to mate with women who are in the healthy and fertile time of their lives. Like very many men, and probably some women, I cannot but wonder at the young female Olympic gymnasts, for at that age their bodies will do things that they will not be able to do later. However, my advice would be to look for a woman who has been around the block a few times, but not too many times; some experience seems to improve them, too much experience jades them.

I think that you should get extra points for spelling Lolita correctly, I doubt that you've ever read Nabokov; but would you be interested in some naked dwarf tossing?

if you turn out to be my generation's Humbert Humbert, I'm drowning myself.

Worthy comic. I give it 3 stars up.