Zirealism

Don't think that by cramming a lot of updates onto the front page at once that I won't notice this zirealism that ISN'T EVEN WORKING.

That's why you don't want to have a car with a sunroof. Or leave packets of condiments in the glove box either because it just make you more appetizing to the roadside critters.

Thats why you don't want to go around a safari park when your car has a sunroof, they'll rip it right off and then pluck you and your passengers from the car like hors du avoirs, or something.

tapas or mezes!

I'm wondering if that's a monkey or an elder god. Also is it just me or is the car vaugely antrhropmorphic? In which case perhapes the car is asking if we're there yet and has been ploting all along to get rid of it's human masters.

Are you suggesting collusion between the cars and the elder monkey gods?

Jim and his SO are still in bed having brunch.

I GET IT!!!!!!!!!! I got the joke!!

much more than that Buscuit, I am suggesting a conspiracy that goes to the very top. FBI CIA ... NSPCA. Everyone is in on it. They all knew this was going to happen and they've been sitting on the information for years. Why? Follow the money Buscuit. What do cars get us? Travel. And how do they get us that travel? Oil. That's right it's all just another scheme to keep big brother oil on top. Also let's think about the only interest group in washington more powerfull than the petrolium industry, the Sci-fi channel. Without the lovecraftian mythos and the elder gods therin Sci-fi channel could not reasonably fill up their schedule. So washington allowed this to happen so they could get more money from the captains of industry they are in cahoots with. Far-fetched? I think not.

Just because I got the joke, doesn't mean it was good. Another flop Posthumous!

Not as funny as bunny bopping?

Notice the leg firmly attached to the monkey things crotch... Is posthumous trying to imply some perverted act?

...but about the humor part, you're sort of like the little kid in the back seat asking, "Are we there yet?" You just haven't noticed the monster feeding so far. Don't let it sneak up and bite you in the arse. I dunno Antwan, you're a tough room to work; but if I was working the Boom-Boom Room at the Flamingo, I think that I'd schmeck you up side the head a couple of times with a Tiki statue and ask, "Is this thing on?"

I like the look of surprise on the elder-monkey-god-oil tycoon-scifi channel CEO's face.

What did that EMDOTSCCEO find in that car?

Kids are so borish and annoying. I'm having a vasectomy.

It almost looks like his teeth are reaching out, saying to the world, "World! We are TEETH!"

The car has doorhandles, but no doors.

. . . no doors[,] implying that we are all slaves to our biological urge to procreate, symbolized by "are we there yet?" Which also could mean that we are being rushed into parenthood quicker and quicker due to higher nutrition and harmonal injection in our food, as well as the general media glorication of the whore/man-whore.

Or maybe posthumous likes giant monkeys eating people our of their cars like sardines being eat by some sort of gaint canary.

Antwan will be featured in all Zirealisms henceforth.




or not.

Why are you guys analyzing all these comics? They don't have some hidden meaning. Posthumous draws them all up while he's strung out on cold medicine. Look at that monkey. He's got a giant hole in the side of his head. Sheesh.