By: Jonas [2003-06-05]

Some Visual Hate

more excellent art from Jonas


See if you can guess which article each picture is for. Win the esteem and respect of your peers.


GODDAMN


BASTARDS


TREES
Red, White & Black [2003-06-05 12:05:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I know a Chilean woman who lives in Mexico, she wrote a book called, "The History of Political Posters in Latin America: 1850 to date" She had a big exhibit of her collection at the Palacio de Belles Artes. She says that most political and propaganda posters are red, white & black because of the simple silk screen process. I like these, the colors give them a nice sort of anarchy feel.
Wicker [2003-06-05 12:06:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I would guess that the second one is for the "I hate wicker" piece
good ol' #92 [2003-06-05 12:16:00] casey
It's not just monitors, either: who the hell needs to touch the inside of my car's windshield? This stupid stupid girl I knew actually cupped both her hands on it for some reason, leaving a huge greasy smudge.

It goes without saying that your art is great as usual, jonas.
Peerless! [2003-06-05 12:32:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I have no peers! I am nonpareil.
oh .. [2003-06-05 13:10:00] Zim
right..well..thats weird. anyways, I can't take this anymore, the lack of good updates is driving me crazy, I'm going to take a vacation. for like a couple of days. or until the next Zirealism....
Feh! [2003-06-05 13:43:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I cast aspersions upon your antecedents!
casey: Thanks yo [2003-06-05 14:19:00] jonas
Zim: Mission accomplished.
these pictures [2003-06-05 18:26:00] another timmy
are the best artwork I've seen recently. I enjoy them. I greatly enjoy them.

This made me happy-ish. Thank you. Thank you for the hate.
Oo! Oo! [2003-06-05 20:35:00] Andrewsarchus
The last one is #10! Mwahahaha.
Whicker [2003-06-05 20:38:00] Andrewsarchus
The one in the middle. It has a heart with a skull in it. I wonder what Rorscach would say?
Compulsive Poster [2003-06-05 20:47:00] Andrewsarchus
The moniter I had in my keyboarding class was horrible. It was like on of my pimply-faced peers smeared their greasy face all over the screen. The letters were actually distorted by the lair of filth. I didn't even think of cleaning it. It made me ill. Well, that and hearing Phill Colins everyday on the radio at 7:30 in the morning. I hate easy listening. I should submit that story.

Such is the wonderful Louisiana Public School System of Lafourche Parish.
Dunno! [2003-06-05 20:49:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
But in "Man and His Symbols," Carl Jung said that the heart and the skull are the only two culturally universal symbols.
I see [2003-06-05 21:16:00] posthumous
a heart with a doggie in it, but the doggie's eyes are on fire!
Engaging [2003-06-06 13:36:00] jonas
Please note the very compelling nature of my submissions, and how they are able to keep all comments on topic.

Also, you are all winners! All five of you!
ah ha! [2003-06-06 13:39:00] posthumous
I told you it was a doggie! yeah!!
lets see [2003-06-06 13:43:00] minna
hatred of...
people touching her computer screen
whicker
fake trees
i dont know the numbers, nor am i bored enough to look them up
Numbers [2003-06-06 13:57:00] jonas
10, 92, 337, hut!
Goddam Jonas [2003-06-06 23:23:00] Sean
These are truly excellent.

I want to have stickers of these made and get people to plaster them all over town.. it'll be bigger than obey giant posters
Prosit [2003-06-07 00:50:00] Knig Pr, GfbAEV
Besonders der Aluminiumweihnachtsbaum!
Me maniac! Goddamn me all to hell! [2003-06-07 01:21:00] jonas
I was going to award sticker sheets, but then I realized that I have no money; hence the worthless respect prize. Interested parties can download the 3x4" 150dpi versions here,
Wait for it [2003-06-07 01:23:00] jonas
here, and over there. Look for a special run of the aluminiumweihnachtsbaum this holiday season.
Pumpkin Stencil-maker [2003-06-07 03:45:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I might try using the Pumpkin Stencil-maker to cut some film for the silk screen frame if I get ambitious and/or manic.
um editors [2003-06-07 11:21:00] posthumous
if you like the pictures so much why aren't they on the stories yet?
Graphics [2003-06-07 12:18:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I checked, they're already on my computer.
[2003-06-10 07:01:00] Sin

Jonas is a nice young man because he uses the PNG format. Remember kids everytime you use gif, Unisys kill a fairy, well for a little while at least.
something Aluminumsomethingnightsomething. [2003-06-12 00:38:00] Andrewsarchus
I know about 30 words in German, and they will most likely cause great harm unto my person.
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