Zirealism

really I did!

Jemima Surrender, I'm gonna give it to you,
Ain't no pretender, wanna ride in my canoe?
If I were a barker in a girly show,
Tell ya what I'd do, I'd lock the door, tear my shirt and let my river flow.
Oh, oh, Sweet Jemima wont'cha come out tonight?
The ground is so warm and the moon is so bright!

Jemima Surrender, I'm gonna give it to you,
I'll bring over my Fender
And I'll play all night for you.
There's a bird on my head
And his mouth won't talk,
You know he laughs just like a goose,
But looks like a hawk

The birds look like parrots, but the beaks are like that of a puffin

a blue-footed boobie!

I think that the dialog should be between two babies trying to decide whether they'll learn to speak or tweet like birds.

depends if they want worms or tits

I'm finally back...and yet I still don't get this one. WHY!!!!!!! I want to understand.

Send 25 and three box tops for the secret decoder ring

The box tops of zirealism...? Where exactly can I find those? I'm afraid we've got another mystery on our hands.

I like the impression of sudden insight emitting from the left bird when it apparently realises the meaning of birds "speech"(?). But it's the contrast between the two, their difference in handling the experience of other birds "speech", that makes the comix really great. Firstly the left birds understanding (could be on a higher or lower plain, I'm not certain) of speech in comparison to the right bird when it drains the whole conversation with a bad joke, leaving it shallow and empty. Well, what can I say... a stunning piece of art!

I have a idea...I have almost the great Microsoft Paint skills as antwan has. So maybe I should have my own comic series. Slime on Slime city...Antwan and me had made that comic...And then we got bored...but maybe someday..The Poorly drawn Comic will be scanned and send to the editors. to what will be forever called SLIME ON SLIMCE CITY!

Megalomananiacaical, Zim. Also, I hate Wilson Pickett.


Whoops, I mean Ate.

There may be only one worthwhile MS Paint comic. Do not add to the pool of imitators.

how are you confront zim! but the Pokey penguin comics...are Great! So..instead of paint, I use my Awsome drawing skills, and scan the file. Slime on Slime City will rule all!

my scanning technique is unstoppable. do not engage me in cartoon battle.

Use the tablet!

Another person dares to Challenge me! well crap...Your drawing skills are good..but see mine suck so much, that its funny, just by how bad they are...Slime on slime city's main charcter is "Slime" is a little green pac-man looking dude. So ha..I win again

The picture loaded bit by bit top-down, so at first I thought the bird on the left was some sort of creature with a tumor growing out of his shoulder. The leaves where a tail. The one on the right is really just teenaged girl (birds, they call women in britain birds. But I think posthumous is american.) The one on the right is a trendy girl realising that the words they take for granted in the pop-culture is really made up of modified words with hundreds of years of linguistic evolution. The one on the right likes Jazz.

I'm using my grandparents new computer, which has a dial-up connection and Paint Shop Pro, which has some nifty features compared to regular old paintshop. Their scanner also dosen't crash their computer, so I should have brought my great works. Like Bear Contimplating Giant Rotting Tomato which Glows, and Smoking Baby Rider.