By: Annna
[2003-06-17]
Bachelorette Quizeen
again
The Lazy, Lonely Vegan
One pound tofu (in container)
Fork
N.B. The fork is only necessary if one is planning to use the computer during dinner.
Eggs Are Hard
Eggs
Unloved vegetables
Cheese
Buy a dozen or eighteen eggs whenever you need an egg or two for dinner - it's much cheaper than a six-pack.
Several weeks later, realize that you have ten or sixteen eggs that are about to go off.
Cut up the vegetables and some cheese, and start frying up some eggs. Try for an omlette; throw the vegetables in and fold the eggs over. When you screw it up, make scrambled eggs instead.
Eat fried eggs until you can take no more. Then hard-boil the rest. This will buy you another week or so. Hard-boiled eggs turn into devilled eggs, devilled eggs turn into egg salad. Eat some eggs at every phase of their life cycle and you won't have very much egg salad left when it goes off for good.
Why Hot Dog Buns?
For a quick snack, hot dog buns are unpalatable with peanut butter and jelly.
Some vegans won't eat eggs or dairy. I scramble lots of eggs, some to eat with flour tortillas, and some to save for making sandwiches later; scrambled egg sandwiches are good. I'm still eating miso soup with kelp. I've started baking bread again. I don't use Fleishman's yeast, but Hodgson's Mill. I am looking for Red Star cake yeast. It seems to take me 3-4 hours to bake bread, but most of the time is waiting for a small dough ball to almost triple in size, and 35-40 minutes in the oven. Fresh baked bread smells great!
Far as I know, vegans are the guys who won't eat dairy, eggs or honey. I'm not a vegan but man, do I love me some tofu.
I only recently found out that honey has botulin in it, so you shouldn't give it to kids under 2. I watch the salad section at the market for when they put the organic tofu on half-price. I put it in soup, but I like soy sauce fried tofu best. I can skip meat OK with stuff like fried egg plant. I don't know if you like mushrooms, but Oregon is good for lots of native mushrooms. The news says that this year is a bumper crop of grasshoppers, too! Not strictly vegan, but nice and crunchy.
Pltzchen bilden Sie stark!
Unpalatable means distasteful or not pleasing to the mouth. Personally I like the potato bread hot dog buns with peanut butter and honey.
For me, peanut butter and honey has to be on whole wheat.
That was the point. I had a whole bunch of cheap hot dog buns and no inclination to nuke up some veggie-dogs, but found out too late that the PBJ solution was horror.
Later, though, I had some better (whole wheat) hot dog buns and they were okay with peanut butter and Marshmallow Fluff.
I had not heard of "Fluffernutter," but apparently it's a traditional
thing.
she dont eat meat but she loves to suck the bone.
stupid hippies
Bite that guy, will ya?
/me Gnashes his teeth.
Feelin' Groovy is my new favorite song, and Simon and Garfunkel's Greatest Hits has Replaced Steal This Album! as my cd of current choice.
I make a sandwhich with filthy meat from the pork-beast (honey glazed), slice of American Cheese (which is about as patriotic as I get) and hamburger-style dill pickles. I prefer wheat, but will eat white bread; I'm no wheatist.
My brother is supposed to teach me to cook, and I look forward to it. I'll stir fry you in me ]all:] WOK! I like Japanese cooking. I've had crab sushi, which tasted good. I wasn't wild about the bland white rice, and it never occured to me to use soy sauce.
My director/writer friend makes Macaroni-n-Cheese with wine, which I've never tried. I like wine, though I'm no con-i-syuer. I wish to make my own wine. I'm trying to scavange some 5-gallon water jugs and a lot of grapes/blackberries/any berry. Any cookbooks any body recomends?
I hardly use any cookbook now because I find that if I get ingredients that I'm not sure what to do with or want to try something different, I look on Google for recipes. There is a good "foodie" news group on usenet called rec.food.cooking; it's fun to read for new recipes, and if you post a question, you will probably get a dozen answers.
Oh, yeah. It's well worth it to take a trip to the wine-making shop to get the right kind of yeast for what you are trying to make. If you do it the right way, you get air-locks. One time, I got twenty pounds of currants, and mixed a bunch of honey in and made some OK wine. One thing, wine generally isn't very good until at least six to ten months after you rack it.
I'v enver tried, but stirofoam in gasoline. Does this work? I'm not planning any violent insurrections (yet), but if we are overrun by aliens, Canadians, or the French it would be good to know.
In D&D or any other fantasy RPGs, does fire do any additional damage to the undead? It does in UO.
My cousin who moved to Whyoming from our small home-city in Louisiana says that a Vegen diet is unhealthy; humans evolved to consume meat and vegetables. We depend on massive amounts of protein
I don't care what people it, and I know a few with a modest proposals. Maddox makes a good point about "limozine liberals." I don't feel like linking to the exact page, but it's somewhere in http://maddox.xmission.com . I enjoy muscle meat. Not so fond of hot dogs and such.
I traveled around Lafayette, La, some. I went up a dirt road and found the Cajun Community Center, but nobody was there. There was a small lake with lots of crawfish traps, but I didn't steal any crawfish. I like crawfis etouff, and gumbo and okra and hot suace. The couple of books that I got on the origins of cajun food had recipes for stuff that you can't get in the market, seems that the recipes were for whatever you happened to catch in the swamp that day. There's some offshore oilrig work out of Breaux Bridge. I like beignets!
You should try some of the other things in the anarchists cookbook and judge from your sucess in those the sucess you'd get in the rest.
Try the one where you roast peanut shells and then smoke them, or eat a dozen bananas to get high.
Guys, that banana thing really works! But you have to leave the bananas in the sun, for oh say 2 and a half - 3 and a half weeks.
And you get the banana belly something bad.
But I'm a regular junkie. Dropped out of Uni to snort bananas...a sad tale, to be sure.
Yes, it works, a lesson I was taught by the boy scouts.
I like to make tabbouleh for summer food because you can eat it cold. I get pita bread and arab-style sour yoghurt. I dunno what happens if you leave it out in the sun for a couple of days.
1 box spaghetti
1 can black beans
1+ jigger rum
boil spaghetti.
saute spaghetti with olive oil, black beans, and rum.
we haven't evolved to eat meat. real carnivores don't cook.
Bears will bury salmon to go "high" or ferment a bit, then they come back and dig them up to eat them. Not exactly cooking, but sort of food preparation.
in iceland they do somewhat the same thing, you bury a shark in the beach and leave it for some amount of time while it rots and ferments.
I do believe that thee has been some misundestanding based on my previous post "she don't eat meat but she loves to suck the bone" "stupid hippies" While it is certain that I left these rash and vulgar statements to be ingested by the weak and quivering palates of the general masses especially the falafel stuffed innards of bloated moaning hippes I would like to add this eat a dick
