By: Hieronymous Biscuit
[2003-06-24]
Light Up The Sky
This is about how I got the biggest laugh in the play, "Light Up the Sky," by Moss Hart, without even trying. I had been in Vermont with a college theater group, and drifted down to Boston for the summer. A friend there suggested that I go on to Provincetown on Cape Cod and check out the summer theater situation. So, the two suggestions that I got were the Chrysler place and the Provincetown Playhouse. It turned out that the Playhouse had been started by Eugene O'Neill and some others from New York City c. 1911 due to their not being able to get stage space in NYC, and also probably because P-town was sort of an art colony and much more scenic than NYC.
I was very pleasantly surprised when I got to the Provincetown Playhouse. It seems that it had been bought by a couple who were friends of friends; they had gotten married in P-town and they decided to take up summer theater as a reason to return to P-town for romantic summers. The couple had scheduled six plays for the summer and also had taken on six theater interns for classes in stage construction, lighting, sound, acting, and make-up. There were many parties as we had parties for when the new cast of actors got to town, opening night, and strike night, all of which followed a two-week cycle.
So, Light Up the Sky was a nice little comedy in three acts. One of the lead characters, a producer of the play about a play and a playwright, was played by an actor who had been on more than three seasons of the TV show, Dark Shadows. He kind of coached me into how to play my part, which was a two-line walk on in the third act. See, during the first two acts and before the play, I was to be doorman and ticket-taker out on the deck of the little theater. I'd take tickets and open the door for people, and they got used to my face. OK, so for the third act, I got dressed in a trenchcoat, a fedora, and real pigskin gumshoes. By this point, the plot had evolved such that the non-verbal playwright had disappeared and the producer had hired a detective (me) to find and fetch him in time for opening night of the play. At a certain line, my cue, I entered by a door center stage with the errant playwright in tow, and said, "Well, here he is. Is that all you want?" But you would not have believed the roar of the crowd! The whole set-up was that the audience had become used to my face as the doorman/usher, and the fact of my towing an actor on stage sort of blurred the border at the edge of the stage, where the play stopped and life started.
Further Eugene O'Neill weirdness came when I later found myself in Danville, California. There was a Tao House that had been an O'Neill place, too! I have been walking in O'Neill's footsteps, and not knowing it. In stagecraft, a hundred years is no more than the blink of an eye.
Playing is fun.
I was in Twelve Angry men this past year; I played Number 3. Acting is fun, and it's what we did in my Speech II class. I also got to direct a scene from The Adding Machine. I signed up to be in Unchain My Heart (biography of Ray Charles, they are filming it in my home town) as an extra, but they never called me back.
I'm writing a play (actually, I'm saying I'm writing a play, I haven't actually started yet). If I ever finish/start, I'll put it on the internet somewhere.
I dunno what you do in Speech II, but I've always wanted to be able to do lots of dialects, and also speak good Shakespeare. One fun thing about the old Provincetown Playhouse is that they had a loft full of great costumes, and it was fun to get up like a pirate. I haven't seen The Adding Machine, nor read it; but seven acts sounds impressive, as does "an expressionist play." There is some new theater here and experimental theater. One time when looking for VRML virtual reality 3-D computer modeling stuff, I found that there is VRML for set design, as well as a bunch of set designs for the usual plays.
The Provincetown Playhouse was a very little theater; next to the dressing rooms, there was the only rest room. On the door of the unisex facility, it said "John" underneath of which someone had written, "Marsha!"
Speech I is communication skills, and a lot of speech writing. Speech II deals with theatre production. Speech III, I'll be working with student council (doing the webpage. It's absolucicrous. If you know about webpagesthatsuck.com, it violates every rule).
The way 12 Angry Men is written, number 11 is a "foreigner," so my teacher got a darker skinned guy to play a South African. I actually wanted the part to be Eastern European (my family comes partly from Yugoslavia.)
More on this later, I have to go somewhere.
As much as I hate to break up your comfy dialog, I am going to say that I like where you went with this konig. Why did you pull your knockout punch and give away part of the ending in the beginning? You spend the body of the story advancing time but I already know where it's going, because you said so in the first sentence.
It feels like it weighs the same, just the load is arranged like you say. If I put all of the weight at the end, it might have felt unbalanced.
Issac Asimov writes about balance in joke telling. He has a book about jokes, and it is very, very funny. I sugggest everyone read it, those who fall suffer under pain of death. The Treasury of Humor.
My acting teacher was in a few movies as extras. I don't know which.
My eldest and remaing brother played Dr. Einstein in Arsenic and Old Lace, which my friend Dustin (also known as Piggy, for reasons never made known to me) directed in class.
Oh, yeah, the story is good. I can never write a good story.
One time I'm in San Francisco walking around North Beach, the Italian section. I turned a corner and there's parked a catering wagon, and not being one to pass up a free lunch, I got a big plate of Chinese. So, I ate that and went around the next street corner and there's a movie shoot in progress, all the big-rig cameras and reflectors set up to bounce natural light. Next thing they're rolling and Valerie Bertinelli comes stalking out of a building and jumps into a cab and slams the door. They shot that about three times. It was for a made-for-TV movie called "The Princess and the Cabbie." When they are filming in the streets, it's sort of casual, I guess.
It was extremely unusual for a Foy to be dying on earth, as they were virtually immortal. It was believed that this was due to the fact that every Foy had five large hearts. This Foy, however, was forlorn because of an unattainable love affair and had lost the will to live. Maude Stevens, earth's foremost zenobiologist, wished to study the Foy's hearts to deterrmine the cause of their longevity, but had been unable to do so because of the Foy's taboo against dismemberment.
She asked Ray Jones, the Foy's only human friend for help. Roy spoke to the Foy, telling him that if he consented to the autopsy, the Mormon Tabernacle Chior, led by John Harold, would sing a dirge for him that would be powerful enough to transfer his soul immediately to his home planet of Sortibackenstrete. The Foy did not make an immediate decision until the last minute, when on his deathbed he
called his friend to his side and told him, GIVE MY BIG HEARTS TO MAUDE, RAY. DISMEMBER ME FOR HAROLD'S CHOIR. TELL ALL THE FOYS ON SORTIBACKENSTRETE THAT I WILL SOON BE THERE..."
Another poster! Excelsior!
You guys talk to eachother.
Hey.....I'll talk to each other.and myself.
"I contain multitudes."
--Walt Whitman
you guys need to do us all a favor and shoot yourselves in the face.
Also stop being such insipid little cocksuckers thanks.
It must be hard, not being at all capable of just not visiting this site--compelled by forces from ungodly dimensions to constantly read what you would obviously--if given the opportunity to exercise your own will--never pay an iota of attention normally. Well, at least you found a way to cope. Geases are a bitch, but we're happy to have you here anyway. Group hug.
You must be a mormon to speak in such wry and sour tones.
May the fleas of a thousand reindeer nest in yout genitals stupid mormon dog.
May a near sighted over sexed water buffalo mistake your for its fledgling whore.
I hate mormons.
"Love is a snow mobile racing across the tundra, suddenly it flips over pinning you beaneath, at night the ice weasels come."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"I am the great cornholio, i need tp for my bunghole, the streets shall flow with the blood of the unbelievers." Beavis
"Fuck The mormons!" wayne
Two of my favorite Mormons are J. Willard Marriott and the XXX-actress, Belladona. Coincidentally, they both started out with a hotdog stand.
a Mormon XXX-actress? wow. think how the secret Mormon underwear is involved... what great scriptwriting and plot twists it must provide.