Zirealism

that guy on the right, he's got his priorities straight. which one do you think is going to get the promotion before they hit the ground? not the one who's worried about himself, just not a team player.

Ha! He forgot to pay his bill! But it reminds me of the many people whom I see who are so absorbed in their cell phone life that they lose track of what's going on around them. I want a Nokia 6800

hahahah!
The guy on the left has more to worry about than being unable to fly...
I like.

He doesn't have a cell phone!

Maybe the guy on the right seems so flippant because he can fly
Maybe the guy on the right has superman's number
Maybe they are just jumping on a trampolene and the guy on the left is way too concerned
Maybe they aren't falling but being pulled up by their ties. The guy on the left is mystified saying that he can't fly, the guy on the right is trying to call CNN but whatever force is attracting their ties is blocking the signal.

I think that I'd call out for a pizza. Oh, they're about to become a pizza.

Pretty forced there, Biscuit. Not impressed.

soz to hear u got fucked over sevenhelz nobody deserves to have to put up with that kind of shit. it's all down to small mindedness at the end of the day. i was watching a program about bullying a few hours ago, tonight with trevor macdonld, it opened my eyes to how bad and this all is and how divided our generation is. this is how stupid this whole thing is between townies and greebos or whatever u call them in your part of the world. this girl took an overdose because some lil shits were taking the piss coz of her tastes in music. this is an extreme case of what this petty fighting can lead to. at the end of the day we are all young. we all like to be stupid, get stoned, fucked, drunk etc why can't we all just get along. at the end of the day this country is a shit hole and it's getting worse. we need to stick together because we are the ones that are going to have to sort it out. sorry if anyone thinks i'm chatting like a wanker and getting on my soap box but i just wish everyone could see things the way i do and get along.

peace

sorry i sent this to the wrong discussion! i'm a twat sometimes!!!!

Don't know why it would seem forced, Jonas; just occured to me that the pizza bit hadn't been said yet. I'm not trying too hard, not really trying at all. I have been napping a lot, and I haven't even put my shoes on for several days. You will know when I start trying too hard and forcing it by the deluge of polysyllabic word bits. I was just reading that Vancouver is opening government-run shooting galleries for the heroin addicts; I don't know any self-respecting junkie that would go into one of those places. Yah, "Let's go shoot-up with the Mounties, eh?" If I were trying to impress you, Jonas, I'd poke you in the eye with a used syringe. Then I would tap dance on your head and chew bubble gum at the same time while reciting Tantric poetry in pig latin. Pizza was only stating the obvious.

That seemed kinda forced.

Don't care

It's laconic! The high school guy with a case of blueballs! I am sure that you have approximately half a clue about what's going on; therefor, I value your opinion immensely.

I was just joking around. I thought the pizza thing was funny honest, just don't kill me.

I am amused when the puppy dogs try to hump my leg.

I am frequently amused.

Hello again!

i am envisioning dead squooshied bodies. good riddance, corporate blahblahs and cellphonedrivemecrazys.

this is funny. not like clown funny, not here to amuse me funny, just funny.

They're both going to die anyway...the guy on the left from crushed internal organs and the guy on the right from cancer. And THEN he'll hit the ground. And then I'll run over and jump on his phone.