Zirealism

I'm a longtime reader and lurker (posted once or twice, a year or two ago) -- just wanted to pop in and mention that I love this site. Thank you.

Finally! An answer to the question: "How do you solve a problem like Maria?" He looks like he's getting ready to "make a wish"

this will probably lead to hits about "giant ass porn"

is that his ass or someone else's ass? or maybe it's his knees?

usually I just try to enjoy zirealism without understanding it, I figure it's better that way.

And that's where babies come from...

..there's a patch on one cheek. Nothing like getting a blow-out when splitting hairs.

The Gangster of Love

This reminds me of the picture of the giant heart sneaking up on jim and Mrs jim, only now the heart is being snuck on itself. No doubt a portrayal of the infintie cyclical nature of the cosmos.

I have to go now to see a mandelbrot about a dog.

It would make a good tattoo, tooalso!

babies come from love!

I'm all grown up now

Some babies come from glassware.

They smell like spit and helplessness.

I like the disturbingly happy look on the man's fave as he rapes the common image of love/.

Notice how his fingers dig into it? It could be an oddly shaped magic carpet, and he's about to spit something on a couple in the park, or planning some other dubious activity.

It's kinda like... "When Love Attacks" or maybe even "Halle does the Heartland". But it's really like ME as a kid, ripping apart construction paper hearts in an attempt to rid the world of sentimental bullshit. But then I realized that love hurts, and we need sentimental bullshit, so I made a macaroni heart for my mommy. And here I am now. Now don't go gettin' all sentimental.

Maybe this is the God of Rain, proving once and for all that raindrops form as a direct result of asexual reproduction?

Or maybe not...