By: Editors [2003-07-10]

Monkey Phone Call

a father's day report


not a paid endorsement


Subject: completed
From: xxxx@monkeyphonecall.com
To: atruwe@xxxxx-xxxx.com

Quantity: 1
Item/Product Name: Ben Truwe
Item/Product Number: 541-xxx-xxxx
Buyer: Anna Truwe
Message: "Truwe" rhymes with "screwy." This is good to know so you won't be mistaken for a telemarketer.

Ben answered and accepted his monkey phone call after I assured him that it was real and not just a prank. He was the first person we've ever called who made monkey noises back that were such a high quality that he could be an employee. Ben rules.

Thanks for your business.

Monkeyphonecall.com
Yerkes Monkey Go-Kart Track [2003-07-10 01:05:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Monkey phone calls are a lot better than turtle phone calls; with the turtle phone calls, all you get is a lot of heavy breathing. In Oregon, a friend took me to the Yerkes Monkey Go-Kart Track. I was fully expecting to see monkeys zooming around on go-karts, but it turned out to be an abondoned go-kart track with cages of monkeys in the in-field, and a primate psychologist living in the refreshment stand. The monkeys were kept in groups of from 2 to 5 in a group, and the observer watched and recorded their activities and monkeyshines. They didn't have any telephones, evidently being held incommunicado.
It's True [2003-07-10 19:51:00] Pop
I do rule.
Not Only That [2003-07-11 01:02:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Pop rules OK
please explain [2003-07-11 01:06:00] zhivago
what the frig is a monkey phonecall? is it where: you call someone, and make screaming monkey noises at them down the line?

I was going to be a barrister, but the skills i learned in law-school would be equally applicable to this job, methinks (and the pay better!)

Sign me Up!!!

Z
[2003-07-11 01:19:00] spurious 8259A interrupt: IRQ7.
It's all explained on the monkey phonecall site.

I have to say when I grow up I would like my children to buy me a monkey phonecall for fathers day.
Me too! [2003-07-11 01:43:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
That, and a keg of beer. And a topless shoeshine.
www.monkeyphonecall.com [2003-07-11 04:45:00] zhivago
i had a look but it was not self-explanatory
Quote: [2003-07-11 07:50:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
"Eeeee ooooo eeeeee whoooo eeeeee oooooo eeeeeeeeeeee whooooo eeeeeeeee oooooooooooo eeeeeeee!"
Possible New Business [2003-07-11 07:52:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
www.dial-a-bonobo.com
Yes. [2003-07-11 11:27:00] Pop
Someone calls you up and makes monkey noises at you.

Hope you checked out the Origami Boulder site:
http://www.origamiboulder.com/
ahhh the free market [2003-07-11 20:39:00] zhivago
leads to some wonderful innovations!!
oh yeah [2003-07-11 20:40:00] zhivago
what's a bonobo?
Watermellons are a paradox [2003-07-11 23:38:00] Andrewsarchus
A friend once told me that a group of scientists traied orangutans to answer a phone, say "boouh," then hang up.

A troop of chimps was taught sign language. The troop taught it's offspring signlanguage. I think this is really cool.

But wait, there's more! Young sloths are so inept, they grabe their own limbs and fall out of trees.
Bonobos and Heirloom Tools [2003-07-12 02:45:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Bonobos are a sort of chimp, but with differences.Bonobos are like the sex freaks of the primate world, also their social groups are more matriarchal than most. Man used to be said to be the "tool using ape," but other primates use tools, also. One bunch of chimps, they eat nuts that are hard to crack, so they have made nut-cracking rocks that are good for the purpose. The chimps have favorite stones, and pass them on to progeny, heirloom tools, as well as showing where to find that kind of rock for new toolmaking.
[2003-07-12 09:13:00] zhivago
i thought *I* was the sex freak of the primate world... guess it just shows
Chimp Kisses [2003-07-12 10:31:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
One thing, a chimp handler said that he often kissed chimps, but was surprised when he kissed a bonobo; bonobos use tongue!
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