Zirealism

That's why you should never teach a parrot to talk.

I wouldn't enrage that beast, because by the looks of it, there is no floor to the cage. So, after the daily barrage of insults it could fly out at night, and devour the man's eyes in his sleep.

Or such.

well, i can see where the guy is coning from, birds did evolve from reptiles, but from that perspective the bird is wrong, paople didnt evolve from goats.

they are both mammals however

Drawing accurate parallels has never been the province of avians.

Birds are not mammals.

It was the _reptile_ what was both mammals. And I think the bird is casting doubt upon that particular man's immediate heritage--ie, as the son of a goatfucker.

goat

consider the lizard's statement to be purely satyrical

Sorry dear, my humor has been in a rut.

But it is getting a little Capricorny

darn, i knew there'd be some drawback to wearing a cashmere thong.

I thought it was a bearded clam

every girl's crazy bout a sharp-dressed clam

The cashmere thong reminded me of my stint as a trumpet player in a stage band in an old fashioned burlesque joint in Baltimore. There was one stripper who got down to what everyone thought was all she had to take off, the spotlight pinned down to just illuminating her fur, which she then took off and threw to the audience, to a ba-da-boom and complete darkness. A mirkin! I like the Boticelli painting of Venus on the half shell rising from the sea; my mind is so full of clams at the moment that I can't think of anything goat-related.