By: posthumous [2003-07-27]

Zirealism

yer Sunday comix


fresh souls in the cornfield
Hee hee! [2003-07-27 01:21:00] menteuse
Also, I really like how skeleton-like the man in the stovepipe hat is. Though some might accuse you of "Nightmare Before Christmas" plagarism, I would say they're merely mean-eyed jealous losers.
What a treat! [2003-07-27 04:43:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Do the trick, "Light as a board, stiff as a feather"
Riddle Me This [2003-07-27 15:09:00] Pop
Is there some sort of inverse ratio between the Laugh Index and the Artistic Quality Index for Zirealism?
Political Cartoons of Hate? [2003-07-27 15:50:00] Nullscan

I suppose that Lincoln's failed career in wholesale murder was for the best.
When they saw a woman in half [2003-07-27 16:56:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
what do they do with the sawdust?
I like how... [2003-07-28 03:15:00] Giblets.
pretend poorly drawn comics are rationalized as weird art themes. Oh yes.

(And no, I can't do any better.)
[2003-07-28 03:20:00] Giblets.
Er, delete 'pretend'.

My point is lost.
[2003-07-28 07:41:00] spurious 8259A interrupt: IRQ7.

When did it become so fashionable to slag off zirealism? Or has zirealism really declined to such a state that it is more dis-worthy than before?

I feel left out by not saying mean things about posthumous's attempts.
Nice&Morbid [2003-07-28 08:06:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I thought it nice 'n morbid, sawing women in half; with erotic undertones, a lingering after-taste of almonds and currants, a finish reminiscent of Spanish moss and kelp.
yay! [2003-07-28 08:31:00] minna
we're all so easily amused here
I'm more confused [2003-07-28 08:36:00] Laconic
As to why Lincoln is discussing this with a baseball player.
Not Lincoln [2003-07-28 09:07:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I didn't think it was Lincoln because Magicians gots top-hats to keep all of their rabbits in.
[2003-07-28 12:07:00] The Filthy Dog

It's not a top hat it's clearly curved at the top implying it's some kind of elongated ten gallon hat.
I bet he had it hand crafted for him by an exclusive hatter specifically so he could do his signature trick of pulling 10 gallons of water out of his hat.
No [2003-07-28 14:23:00] Andrewsarchus
Ten gallons of rabbits . I wish I had a top hat, or whatever medication/brain abnormality so that I'd have PH's talent.

They'd all laugh at me, but I would have my revenge! Bwahahaha!
Hat Bulge [2003-07-28 20:12:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Maybe the top hat is bulging because it's full of rubber chickens.
Is it just me [2003-07-28 21:52:00] Laconic
Or is Lincoln falling over?
I think he is... [2003-07-28 23:36:00] Snotkitty
That looks like quite a heavy saw.
Pointless Observation [2003-08-12 03:52:00] Vinno
Is there any reason that Abraham Lincoln seems to be alive in an age of baseball caps and shorts?
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