Zirealism

This makes me think of Zarathrustra, I can think of several possible captions.

It's a very good movie.

or the monkey sun god (I've decided it's a monkey mostly just to piss off Antwan) has really good vision to be looking straight at him like that.

The snowman/penguin/thing reminds me of the little bird character from New Zealand Story. That game made me so angry and frustrated I cried more than once while playing it, many many moons ago.

Ah, memories.

i guess thats why you're not supposed to look directly at the sun. its really, really, ass ugly.

Sometimes a Zirealism comes along that is not unwantingly disagreeable. Sometimes they have a redeeming quality, for instance, using monkies. This Zirealism is inexcusable and only furthers my cause to get into the news. Why would ozzy osbourne's disembodied head be staring at a poorly-drawn penguin?

I know I'm hallucinating, but I think it's the Sun; it even looks like the NZS Sun, sort of. The bird thing has a kind of ruff around its neck which to me suggests that it might be a vulture, the Farsi messenger who carries souls skyward. So, that a vulture and the Fire God might have a conversation doesn't seem too far afield, for something to do between Zoroastrian funerals.

Its a snowman.

Oh, how the news taunts me. That temptress, haunting news.

Also, why hasn't Posthumous shown up so he can defend this monstrosity? Is he afraid? AFRAID!?!

What the heck is that. Whats with the dang duck...and...the flaming ass. What is this...WHAT IS WRONG WITH POSTHUMOUS...I think he finally cracked, seeing antwan's back.

Now is the time... I will slay Posthumous thus gaining fame in the News!

And also thus getting 60 years to life in prison , all the while getting rammed by Bubba in the shower. You better hope he doesnt take your sheets , too , because after a few bad (or good , if you're gay)days , you're gonna wanna tie a noose and hang yourself from the ceiling of your cell. I wonder who will be next on the list for the trip to the slammer.... Kobe? I personally think he would whoop Bubbas ass. (I hope he doesn't like it)


And above all , why don't they legalize hidden weapons? If everybody carried a gun or a katana (like the Highlander), nobody would attack anybody with the fear of getting owned themselves? Just my thought for the day....

Soon Posthumous will be destroyed, elevating me to a rank of power in the thingsihate news and, as a fortunate result, no more zirealisms will be published!

Also, I should bring to your attention that I've submitted "The Bunny" to SomethingAwful.com, if you're a fan of that sort of event.

Why're you so mean? Testosterone problem? Need to get laid? (I'm not volunteering!)

I'm going to comment on this picture the same way I comment on something by David Lynch.
"Brilliant! (quietly) I have no idea what is going on in this cartoon."

Alls I can think of is that penguins do not like the sun. Nor do I. I hate you sun , for making it all sunny....

I think the point is that the sun is a harsh mistress....that looks like a monkey....especially when you're a snowman....or something.

Why can't posthumous just stick what Laconic said under his comic in tiny font??? I would be a much less bitter person.

I will try that with Cut&Paste.

ahhhhhhh but Antwan, that would ruin the mystery.

Have you ever heard of a "non-joke"? It's when you say something in the tone of a joke, but it's not really a joke. That's sort of what Zirealism is. It's a comic and therefor it should be funny. So you start laughing even though it makes no sense.

For further information on non-jokes, please consult your local library or http://www.sixsixfive.com/609.html

I had a great time at my step-sister's wedding yesterday (my first same-sex wedding

I was just about to inquire as to if Morticia finally crawled back into the horrible dimension she spawned from.

If I killed Morticia instead, would I still get in the news?

There's only one way to find out.

Where as a few people might miss Posthumous, NO ONE will miss Morticia! In fact, not only will I get in the thingsihate news, I'll probably be a national hero!

I sort of like her. She seems like she would be from Burnaby. I bet she could write a ripping piece about partying on Galiano Island.

On my first post, I was immortalized.
Check out "the morbidly obese" circa a couple a month's ago.
The ongoing saga of mort has gone for a shit.
I had a great time at my step-sister's wedding yesterday (my first same-sex wedding

My best coast-to-coast hitchhiking time was 3days&8hours from Washington, DC to Portland, Oregon. I left at midnight and got about halfway in 24 hours. Out in the middle of nowhere with the cold sleet blowing, I put on all of the clothes that I had. I had about despaired of getting a ride when a big sort of van stopped. The van was full of band musicians and their chicks, they gave me a bottle of wine and a funny cigarette and told me to get in back and get warm. In back, there were three double beds with mink bedspreads that the chicks had sewn out of old coats, so I got pretty warm for a hobo on the road wrapped up in mink.

I don't think it is a penguin...I think it's a snowman suddenly realising that he can see the future, and it's VERY short...

its a battle to the death between snowman/penguin and the monkey sun god. im fairly sure the monkey sun will win however, because the snowman/penguin will melt/pass out from heatstroke before it can get close enough to land a punch.

That is NOT A MONKEY GOD!