By: posthumous [2003-08-17]

Zirealism

yer Sunday comix



menstruated all over it
First!! [2003-08-17 00:18:00] devojane
This is one ove the best zirealisms ever! i want tshirts made up immediately, if not sooner!
also [2003-08-17 00:20:00] devojane
Also, it reminds me of one of my favorite comics, "get your war on", but without that clip-art asthetic.
ove? [2003-08-17 00:26:00] devojane
how the hell did i phonetically misspell a word?
B. F. Skinner Box [2003-08-17 01:16:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I hope that this leads to a discussion of fine fromage.
oh! [2003-08-17 05:29:00] Virgil Phutzenrueter
Ha ha! I get it.
Great Zirealism [2003-08-17 08:01:00] laconic
I suppose Antwan just killed Posthumous' robotic double.
CURSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [2003-08-17 08:44:00] Antwan
I can't believe it... this Zirealism is funny... I... I laughed at it... (softly crying)
NOOOOO [2003-08-17 08:45:00] The Cheat
This can't be! Antwan will be highly pissed! But I did understand this on...reminds me of "Office Space" (the movie) But Nevertheless...Why did this sunday's comic appear. OK maybe Antwan did Kill post...um..dude. But Post..um dude knew his end was near, and Sudmitted many comics for the future.! ARRRRR...This angers me!
Fine fromage [2003-08-17 08:52:00] Vicarious
Edam is good.
But Chedder is better.
Even Cheddar [2003-08-17 09:17:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Even cheddar, there are many kinds; real Cheddar cheddar or White Vermont cheddar. So many kinds!
Revenge. [2003-08-17 11:31:00] Antwan
Quit talking about cheese and help me find Posthumous's hidden stash of Zirealisms!
No Cheese! [2003-08-17 12:19:00] The Cheat
We shall not converse about cheese! We must destroy all the Zirealisms....I'm thinking that is ONLY Antwan's and my goal. But nevertheless, It's a good goal. As soon as Post..dude leaves, We can finally have someone take his place! (insert evil laugh *here*)
ummm [2003-08-17 13:16:00] laconic
Concidering the quality of this one I'm even more commited to saving the stash of Zirealisms as well as the true Posthumous.
Late nights in the Whiskey room [2003-08-17 13:22:00] Vicarious
This comic would be a pleasing image to have on a t-shirt, yes, yes.

Cheese.com is the best!
Wait... [2003-08-17 13:52:00] Antwan
Perhaps I killed Posthumous's evil twin brother or something. Hell, maybe I killed a complete stranger, we'll never know. However, I've learned something.

Antwan Killing People + Posthumous = good comic
You know Antwan [2003-08-17 14:09:00] laconic
I can't shake the feeling that this is all my fault, do you suppose it's because I suggested it to you?
Perhaps. [2003-08-17 15:39:00] Antwan
I guees that Posthumous REALLY doesn't want to see me get into the news... Bully. What did I ever do to him? Except insult him... and threaten to kill him... and told him that dress made his ass look big...
Hmmm.... [2003-08-17 15:50:00] Nakoruru
Kinda reminds me of all the time I wasted at school playing "Mindmaze". It was this little minigame that was included in one of those Encarta cds. (In case you didn't know , Encarta is a computer program used to locate historical facts and present information) Anyway , in Mindmaze you are in this labyrinth-like maze with a whole shitload of doors. And in order to pass through a door , you have to answer a question. Now , you would imagine that it would be a question like "what is King Arthurs full name?" (This is set back in the medival days)But instead you get a question like "who shot Kennedy?" I thought it was pretty lame of them to include questions like that in a game set in the medival ages....but still , I played...and played...long throughout the period and into the next. While everyone was researching photosynthesis and diffusion , I was on my climactic quest to....open doors. Wowie....it never really seemed like there was a main objective to the game , but it was a lot better than working on gay-ass school reports. But then....one day , the computer lab teacher pulled the plug on my travels and replaced Encarta with the modern Internet. God damn...I hate that bitch.
lost my little dictionary [2003-08-17 16:31:00] minna
chizu wa... ano...mistukeru ja arimasen?
hmm. that doesnt seem right.

chizu wa doko desu ka?... close enough.

and that would indeed be one nifty t-shirt
um. [2003-08-18 01:39:00] Virgil Phutzenrueter
No, wait. I don't get it.
I know its off topic [2003-08-18 03:20:00] some one
Has ANYONE tried the "New Invention", mentioned above? Answer me you tosspots.
It winks so hypnotically.

good fucking comic by the way, i think it safely puts the "nay-sayers" in their place
Who did antwan kill then? [2003-08-18 04:47:00] The Cheat
Has anyone been in the news? And if Post..dude isn't dead, How come he hasn't posted??? I MUST KNOW THE TRUTH! after I finish this swiss cake role.
What? [2003-08-18 07:41:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
No cheese danish?
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia [2003-08-18 08:10:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
This place has some good cheese!
I mean di Bruno's [2003-08-18 08:14:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
di Bruno's
because [2003-08-18 11:05:00] posthumous
I notice a certain "energy" builds up when certain negative "particles" are left free standing. I like to watch the pretty buzzing lights.
ahhh so my robot clone theory proves correct [2003-08-18 13:19:00] laconic
Great to see you Posthumous, great comic this week...in case you didn't notice me saying that.
Oh hey... [2003-08-18 13:54:00] Antwan
Sorry about trying to kill you and all that buddy!
Antwan Lies! [2003-08-18 14:50:00] The Cheat
Antwan is lieing to you posthumous!!! he hopes you die......haha..heck I hope you die...its time Thingsihate changes. Your old..and need to move out. Time The Cheat, cheats you out of your spot. A new uprising in Thingsihate will appear...ITS WAR FROM HERE ON OUT!
[2003-08-18 15:40:00] Dedas
I support you!
Rope, axe, gun - what do you prefer?
But maybe we should let Antwan decide? You know, give him a last wish so to rid us from the feeling of guilt and all that nonsense...?
Look, we have a supporter! [2003-08-18 18:36:00] The Cheat
YEA, we have a supporter....All vetrans of thingsihate better join our side..or Face death!!! We're taking over. but HB can stay..cause he's kewl...(even though he said "haha..look antwan cheated the cheat") which wasn't kewl. oh and Twins can stay..cause the name reminds me of the olsen twins, and I pop a bonar...so they are kewl. GET READY, WAR WILL BEGIN!
Let slip the frogs of war! [2003-08-18 18:50:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Load the cheese cannon!
And so it begins... [2003-08-18 19:22:00] Antwan
The battle lines have been drawn. It's a civil war here at thingsihate! You're either an Antwan supporter "The good guys" or a Posthumous supporter "The really bad cartoonist except for that one time". So far, Biscuit, The Cheat, and myself represent team Antwan.

And Posthumous and probably laconic represent Team Really Bad Sucky Comic number 9.

Don't make me have to do another comic.
Team Anarchy [2003-08-18 21:32:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Me, I'm on Team Anarchy. I just like to fire the cheese cannon in random directions at random times for no apparent reason at all.
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