By: posthumous [2003-08-24]

Zirealism

yer Sunday comix



cashews are the best kind of nut around
Aeschylus [2003-08-24 00:20:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I bet that he tricked the turtle into going for a ride.
Yes, and I'm enjoying this Zirealism too! Have at you! [2003-08-24 05:22:00] Vicarious
My friend was once attacked by a bird as she walked down the street. I don't know why it happened, or if she had provoked it in some way, but I laughed when she told me the story. Apparently, she ran away crying. I don't think she was a turtle.

Zikes!

This cartoon represents my life more than I care to say.
Awww... [2003-08-24 10:31:00] Antwan
What happend Posthumous? I thought that you were starting to get good at this "humor" business.
[2003-08-24 12:05:00] minna
that turtle is really trusting. i wonder if the bird befriended him before offering to take him for a ride, or if he just said he had candy.
*is reminded of swallows with coconuts*
It's clear. [2003-08-24 13:14:00] Antwan
The bird is posthumous and we are the gullible turtles.
Who's? [2003-08-24 13:59:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Who's Aeschylus' head?
Ah yes. [2003-08-24 15:02:00] Antwan
Posthumous is the giant flaming bird of destructiona and he's bringing about the apocalypse, one Zirealism at a time.

Also, Biscuit, are you entering the fanfiction contest?
Sort of [2003-08-24 15:19:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I sort of wrote something, but it's so dissimilar to what the other entries will be like that it is non-competitive, so not to worry. It amused me to write it, and maybe it will give you a laugh, if the editors see fit to print it.
I see... [2003-08-24 15:30:00] Antwan
You just wrote something for the sake of writing since we ARE the guru's of Thingsihate.org and Annna would cry sweet tears of pain every night if we didn't post every few minutes and run up the bandwith of her site?

And don't forget, Monday is the official start of HATE WEEK!
Hate week, great beak [2003-08-24 15:58:00] Vicarious
I might have something to submit, but it's not for the contest, or for Hate Week.

So I probably won't submit it.
What?! [2003-08-24 16:09:00] Antwan
EVERYONE has to help out for HATE WEEK! Annna is depending on us to make this the most hate-filled week in the history of humanity!
Well, then [2003-08-24 16:21:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
I might write something more for Hate Week, it's just so hard to decide because I hate everything.
Alex Chiu [2003-08-24 16:24:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Oh, and don't forget to occasionally click on Alex Chiu's counter!
Why? [2003-08-24 17:35:00] Antwan
Does Annna get a few extra bucks if we click on it a lot? Anyway, We're just 5 hours away from HATE WEEK! It's going to be so exciting! I'm going to write the most hate-filled article every before seen!

Do you think that the editors will let me write the comments for the next "How insane people get here"?

Fully+clothed+Naked+people

Aren't we all naked people under our fulled clothed selves?

I could do something like that and completely ROCK and/or ROLL thingsihate.org!
Afterwards [2003-08-24 19:40:00] The Cheat
Antwan did you not get this weeks zirealism. It actually makes sense.
Anyways...Hate week..hmmm... Does all Sudmissions get posted and we vote on one, or does only ONE make it. Cause I seriously think I could take someone on, if I hadn't made so many Spelling errors. Anyways, Rule To antwan!
Hey! [2003-08-24 20:24:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Why don't you two guys get a room?
clarification [2003-08-25 01:54:00] Annna
Hate Week is an unofficial clearing-of-the-pipes, to last this coming week (through the 29th). Send things in as you wish. Extra articles will be posted on the regular schedule slightly later.

Fanfiction will all be posted, unless insanely horrible, and will be voted on by the public.
Small Gods [2003-08-27 17:22:00] Andrewsarchus
Tis the Great Om!
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