By: Chrissy [2003-08-27]

Dear Kayla

an ugly but honest sentiment

Edited for spelling, typing and grammar. A lot. I was dubious about this but Matie said I should post it.

Fuck me once,
Let it go.
Fuck me twice,
I should know.
Fuck me three times,
You stupid ho.

You give and give,
Never once receive.
Everything I hear's,
Not hard to believe.

Nobody wants you,
You're a whore.
They come for a screw,
Nothing more.

Fuck me once bitch,
Let it go.
Fuck me twice bitch,
I should know.
Fuck me three times,
You're a dead fucking ho.

[2003-08-27 02:04:00] Price Check

Dear Prudence.

dead fucking ho [2003-08-27 02:26:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead ho in a cave

One time, two time [2003-08-27 03:44:00] Vicarious

I feel like I should be drinking a "Forty" and pulling up my baggy trousers while reading that. We don't really have forty ounce bottles in the UK though.

Explanation? [2003-08-27 06:54:00] Antwan

Did the girl have herpes or something? The "I should know line" tipped me off.

so [2003-08-27 07:53:00]

This must be what Sessamie Street is like in the Bizarro universe.

[2003-08-27 09:20:00] minna

uh... i would comment on how the meter and rhyming are both really off in places, but "chrissy" sounds on the verge of hurting somone very very badly, and i dont want to be that somone

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