By: anonymous [2003-08-29]

Sean/Jim (mm, rom)

early, an ineligible contest entry


time to get gay


Sean walked down the damp and shop-lined street. The still-unfamiliar sounds of German conversation drifted past his ears, the odd phrase jumping into clarity - Wnschen Sie Pommes mit dem? - as he passed. He looked every inch the native his grandparents had been - tall and straw-headed, with good humor evident on his broad peasant face - but he was still a foreigner, struggling to get his bearings in his ancestral land.

On this beautiful afternoon, Sean was attempting to find the train station. Being alone in a strange country with only his job for social interaction was wearing thin; at least his stateside girlfriend was arriving tonight. It would be wonderful to have someone to come home to, someone from home. Someone familiar.

Sean haltingly asked directions from a bicycle courier stopped at a light. From the gargle of language that followed, he gleaned several facts and turned around to see a familiar-looking edifice, with multilingual glyphs indicating the presence of trains. Checking his watch - hopelessly late - Sean ran towards Bay D.

"Jana?" But the people left from the debarking were unfamiliar, checking their maps and pagers as they wandered towards the city. "Jana? Louder, hopeful but almost panicked. As Sean's heart leapt into his throat, a black-clad figure stepped out from behind two old women in pantsuits and windbreakers. "Staniel? What the hell are you doing here?"

"It's Jim now. And I came to tell you Jana couldn't make it." Jim couldn't conceal the malicious twinkle in his eye, the only thing setting apart his well-scrubbed and earnest face from a supporting character in a Danny Kaye musical. In his stark black traveling costume, betraying vocally nothing of his New Jersey origin, Jim looked very much an urban coffee shop denizen momentarily separated from his self-published chapbook. Jana, for her part, kicked forlornly at the inside of a Munich train depot storage locker.

Sean stopped and blinked, trying to make sense of the situation. At last his easy grin appeared; the familiar face was not his girlfriend, but at least it was familiar. "Well, you wanna go get something to drink?" Jim nodded his cheerful assent, picking up his single black bag and tossing it on his shoulder. He absently patted his side, remembering after a momentary startle that he'd had to leave Little Elvis back in the States. He felt naked without his customary sidearm, but he willed himself to turn his attention back to his new host. His attention - and his secret agenda.

At the pub, the two editors bellied up to the bar as Sean introduced Jim to his German friends. "This is Herr Alt -" he indicated the appropriate stein "- and this is my good pal Herr Pils." A few rounds later, Jim was telling Sean with great seriousness that Cabbage Patch dolls were a CIA conditioning project, modeled on post-nuclear mutants, and Sean was racking his brain to remember the last dozen concerts he'd seen, or at least with what fluid each band had showered the audience. As he described the dancing in the orchestra pit, Sean's hazel eyes made contact with Jim's bottomless chestnut; after far too long, both men flushed and buried themselves anew in their beers.

The bar closed, or at least started wobbling enough to be disconcerting, and the two editors spilled out onto the streets again. After some deliberation, they headed in the general direction of Sean's flat.

As they walked together, bumping into each other slightly, Jim moved a slender arm over to Sean's husky shoulder, his inebriation masking his trepidation. He grinned sheepishly, his perfect teeth glinting dully in the glow of the street lamp. "You realize," he said, "that we really should get gay with each other."

"Sweet Jesus that's a good idea," Sean emoted drunkenly.

And so they did.

***

Sean fell asleep cradling Jim gently in his strong arms, until Jim disentangled himself to spend forty-five minutes in the bathroom taking out his contact lenses. On returning to the bedroom he stopped in the doorway, affectionately regarding on the sleeping webmaster bathed in the soft red glow of his digital alarm clock. After a few moments of Jim's intense gaze, Sean stirred. His robust snoring broke into a mumble,

" - talking about pigs here. Mmm. Wuh?"

"I was just wondering, what about the website?." Jim wondered, almost to himself. "I mean, we're both busy having gay sex in Germany. Who's going to upload this week's Zirealism?"

Sean's sleepy eyes barely opened as he patted Jim's vacant spot on the bed and moved the covers aside to invite him back in, "Oh, Anna will put something up. She usually does."
[2003-08-29 00:32:00] casey
this is awesome.
Where are they? [2003-08-29 00:36:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Where are they...Bumfuck, Germany?
props to jersey [2003-08-29 06:35:00] posthumous
can I write LOL if I actually laugh out loud? probably not.

um does rom mean anything besides read-only memory?

p.s. thank God for Annna. She never changes her name.
I wonder [2003-08-29 06:40:00] posthumous
if Antwan thinks about Zirealism when he's having gay sex in Germany?
Maybe... [2003-08-29 08:45:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
knockwurst
My fanfiction. [2003-08-29 09:30:00] Antwan
I WOULD insult you right now Posthumous, but my fan fiction will do that for me fifty times over. Go back to drawing two slightly elevated pumpkins and a lawn gnome and calling it art.

This was all that I hoped it would be! I vote 20 times for this one because it mentioned Zirealism and Annna.
[2003-08-29 09:42:00] minna
my parents once went to germany. they both took german in high school, yet they kept going the wrong way down one way streets.

... in their car dammit. sickos.
Wait... [2003-08-29 09:56:00] Antwan
Is Zirealism going to disrupt the posting of Fanfictions?
wow [2003-08-29 10:16:00] laconic
I'm so glad I didn't end up writing my second Posthumous/Antwan M/M fic because even if I had the stomach to write it this so would have beaten it's ass. Gotta put my entry on disk and send it off before midnight.
fanning Zirealism [2003-08-29 10:40:00] posthumous
Annna suggested that my next Zirealism is actually Biscuit fan art. She could be right.
The prize. [2003-08-29 12:35:00] Antwan
What are preserves? And if I win, can I get my name in the news? And why isn't Antwan ever in Zirealism? Then they would be good.
but Antwan [2003-08-29 15:49:00] posthumous
you are often in Zirealism
Really? [2003-08-29 16:28:00] Antwan
Give me an example.
Preserves [2003-08-29 18:45:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Preserves are sort of like jam. Or like conserve. Like jelly, but not filtered so that there are fruit bits. My mom used to keep a compote thingie which looked like a big crystal apothecary jar in which she fermented fruit and sugar. The compote was served over shortcake. I wonder if thingsihate preserves is blackberry. With the power of the Internet at your fingertips, Antwan, why do you ask vocabulary questions?
biscuit! [2003-08-29 18:47:00] Annna
As always, you are correct; they're blackberries, picked from down by the river. I was kind of wondering how long it'd take Antwan to give up and - gasp! - Google the answer, though.

That's mean! [2003-08-29 19:11:00] Antwan
Annna shouldn't pick on me or I won't put her in anymore fanfictions.
Buckle and Clafoutis [2003-08-29 19:53:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
One friend was telling me of an old time recipe for blackberry buckle; I searched recipes and found two types of buckles: one that is two parts berries and one part pastry binder, and the other is one part berries and two parts binder. Another friend was telling me that while on a painting expedition in France, she made a cherry clafoutis from the cherries that grew in the garden. Clafoutis seems to be getting trendy, and there are lots of kinds, even vegetable. But a blackberry clafoutis might be good, if that's what's abundant.
Whooo [2003-08-29 21:04:00] The Cheat
I haven't look at today's post till now! I've been playing Lurf. which is filled with hatred, and some dumbass named Kazune!
I want some! [2003-08-30 07:53:00] Antwan
Now that I know what they are... I want them more than ever!
I know! [2003-08-30 08:11:00] Hieronymous Biscuit
Sean and Jim must be in Assmannshausen!
who hoo [2003-08-30 18:01:00] The Cheat
There is no mention of Me in the story, they lose 200 points. guess I win!
Don't worry. [2003-08-30 18:33:00] Antwan
The WINNER'S story has you in it. That's mine. The winner's story that is.
[2003-08-30 20:16:00] The Cheat
I hope my story get's posted. Hey, It's my first ever story. so grammer isn't the best!
maybe they were in Asscrack, Germany [2003-08-30 21:48:00] twins
I like it because you think it's gonna be a murdery thing, but it turns out to be a sexy thing. And a gay one at that. Bravo!
Yes [2003-09-02 18:03:00] Andrewsarchus
There should be more gay sex on the Internet. Der Internet.

Ja.

I'm supposed to learn German, but right now I'm learning French and Esperonto. My girlfriend knowsn a little Spanish, and she is going to learn Russian. We plan on spending our senior trip in Europe.
O, yeah! [2003-09-02 18:05:00] Andrewsarchus
Speaking of soft, sweet man loving Southern Decadence was this last weekend. I wish I could have gone. A man was stabbed to death, and police believe it was hate-crime oriented. Several preachers want to end the "orgies in the street," but I've been giving this a thought.

If drunken homosexual fornication is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Oh so Outdated. What a yawn. [2003-09-02 20:15:00] Jim's Mate
Also: Lost respect for Annna. NEVER CHANGES HER NAME, EH? WHAT ABOUT ALL THIS "ANONYMOUS" BUSINESS?
Aw. [2003-09-03 21:11:00] Annna
Generally, anonymous people, you know, change the mailto: field?
yes [2003-09-04 21:56:00] Jim's Mate
And these people generally get an e-mail from me to let them know that I'm not exactly cool with a number of things going on here.
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