Zirealism

Is it Chairman Mao?
Talking to a Maouse?

Either that or a cultural reference I don't get.

Evidentally it's Chairman Mao complaining to the rat that the results in his latest cancer trials were unsatisfactory, and that Pixie will have to try hardy not to develop a tumor next time.

or even a rat. perhalps its a midgit capybara, and he's unhappy because he thinks they need to be smaller to start the latest exotic pet craze.

his eyebrow ridges frighten me

So the Big Mao looking guy has always wanted love but the absence of love and understanding in his life has turned him into a bitter shell of a man and a bit of a cheat (not like THE CHEAT just a cheat) so one day he comes across a magic pixie that grants wishes and wishes for the wife that he deserves. The pixie knowing what a jerk he's become gives him a rat as a wife and in his anger he says "I am not at all happy with these results, Pixie!"
...

And that's how this Zirealism makes sense.

This should not exist! I came here expecting to see another hilarious fan fiction and instead... I get Zirealism. No. That's just not right. Let me explain something about Zirealism. Posthumous injects cocaine directly into his ear canal and then throws up. whatever vague form that his vomit takes, THAT'S WHAT HE MAKES INTO A ZIREALISM.

You mean sort of like divining the future by reading chicken entrails? Hey, it works for me!

Well what have you forseen Biscuit?

I agree with Laconic, His story matches. See..Post guy didn't think he had preserves, well...We all know now!

Biscuit sees... yes! yes! Antwan winning the fan fiction contest!

I see...a chicken sammitch in my future!

LOOK AT THAT GUY'S RIGHT NOSTRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So? Maybe he's what they call in the trade, a "bentnose." You know, like a wiseguy.

Sorry Antwan, that would be his LEFT nostril... Why has laconic mentioned anything about his new fan club?

Sorry, but that nostril really freaked me out. If only Posthumous could draw as well as he wrote...

That's true, But Laconic's story with knife kitten was better!

That is Joseph Barbara not pleased with Pixie's latest work. What I want to know is why Dixie and Mr. Jinx receive no mention.