By: Dragonstar [2003-09-16]

Bomb Threat

procedures must be followed

I work in a reasonably safe environment/workplace and was surprised to be confronted with such a form as this staring at me from right in front of the phone [128 KB, PDF].

I mean honestly, who is going to tell you how their bomb is going to explode?

By the way this is a legally binding document; sign it and someone either gets off free or is completely fucked over.

What a great way to get rid of some friends!

[2003-09-16 04:12:00] Nakoruru

What a shitty topic this is. The damn thing won't even unzip for some reason! Could it be a VIRUS , MR. DRAGONSTAR!?!?!?!

Newest article. [2003-09-16 04:32:00] Antwan

Congratulating in failing for life Dragonstar. Also, nice name. Could you think of something original? No? Okay. Nice way to just give up.

What [2003-09-16 04:38:00] The Cheat

It made no sense, It was just thrown together! Kinda like my article, BUT IF YOU SUCK AS BAD AS ME, THEN YOU HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS!!! Nice name by the way.

HEY EDITORS [2003-09-16 07:41:00] The Cheat

HEY HEY, Can I change my vote. I don't want to vote for Antwan, I want to vote for Laconic!!! CHANGE MY VOTE, TAKE AWAY ANTWAN'S PRESERVES! HE STOLE HIS ARTICLE! plus he is making fun of me for not winning any preserves. I CHANGE MY VOTE, ANTWAN LOSES!

Congratulations [2003-09-16 07:54:00] GCG

Well it looks like you're taking your victory in stride, Antwan. I hope you fall down several flight of stairs in your excitement.

HEY [2003-09-16 13:43:00] The Cheat

I said I change my vote. CHANGE IT. Antwan is no longer kewl, only Laconic. TAKE AWAY HIS PRESERVES!!

Preserves. [2003-09-16 13:51:00] Antwan

(Already planning what to do with his preserves)

DAMN [2003-09-16 17:09:00] Thomas Loser

Things have taken a slide at ole' thingsihate.org.
I suppose this article "qualifies" because mr Dragonstar (if that is who he REALLY is) hates the bomb-threat thing.
But come on, is it even 100 words?

Anyway thanks for the contribution Dragonstar. It really does belong on "thingsihate"

Frag Zone [2003-09-16 18:05:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

Nearby here they have the all-service bomb school; it's run by the Navy but everyone starts there. There is a shop in Indian Head, Maryland called The Frag Zone It's close enough that you can hear it sometimes.

huh? [2003-09-16 18:42:00] dragonstar

what's this? i don't remember this at all. i guess that's what happens when you get a group of drunks together and leave your computer available for use. damn.

Lame excuse. [2003-09-16 19:42:00] Antwan

Nice way to poke fun at yourself. Did you read that joke off of a popsicle stick? Maybe you haven't heard but there's only room enough for one idiot here and The Cheat already has that position filled (Don't bother GCG, I already know what you're going to say but I thought that YOU were the idiot hy-uck hy-uck I AM THE MASTER OF COMEDY!

Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just upset because my preserves haven't got here yet.

poor thing [2003-09-16 20:34:00] rhetoric tongue

leave him be, i suspect dragonstar isn't a male member of the species anyway, it's a pretty girlie name

Master of Pee Stains [2003-09-16 21:52:00] GCG

Antwan, as Morticia might say, you're the pee stain on the underwear of humanity.

[2003-09-16 22:05:00] Eve

You're the shit skid on the cum encrusted grotty jock of...uranus.
I got nothing.

how nice [2003-09-17 00:04:00] dragonstar

thanks guys for managing to bring this all to an "I hate Antwan convention", not really what i was expecting, i was hoping you may understand the lack of awareness of such matters, the necessity of police and society to control everything and everyone, But it has turned into an abuse of the idiot match (like it always does.

oooh... [2003-09-17 06:10:00] pithymood

'grotty jock' - i like that! it's got poetic potential...

"Grotty Jock" [2003-09-17 07:10:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

Yeah, I think that I heard Phoebe singing that on one of the "Friends" re-runs--

Grotty Jock
Grotty Jock
Where are you going to?

I'm not sure [2003-09-17 11:33:00] Laconic

Changing your vote would have done anything cheat, I didn't vote for myself (or anyone for that matter my e-mail was wonkier than usual) so I imagine you would have bumped it up to 1 for me.

Bomb threat [2003-09-17 12:03:00] jonas

I would take all phone messages on bomb threat forms, if I worked ~~in an office~~.

Shut up! [2003-09-17 13:46:00] The Cheat

Hush Laconic, I change my vote to whoever bumps antwan out of his preserves. PLEASE EDITORS, DON'T GIVE ANTWAN HIS PRESERVES.

I was thinking more along the lines of... [2003-09-17 13:47:00] pithymood

Grotty Jock, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me;
Good ol' Grotty Jock--
Grotty Jock Tennessee, Grotty Jock Tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed ol' Grotty Jock
Lookin' for a moonshine still;
Strangers ain't come down from Grotty Jock
Reckon they never will.
Corn won't grow at all on Grotty Jock
Dirt's too rocky by far;
That's why all the folks on Grotty Jock
Get their corn from a jar.

------
(at least it wasn't a hole)

Whining. [2003-09-17 14:28:00] Antwan

Don't say jar!!!!!!! OH PRESERVES!

There should be [2003-09-17 16:31:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

There should be a Grotty Jock, Tn. if there isn't already.

Off-topic. OR IS IT!??!?! [2003-09-17 18:00:00] Antwan

Dragonstar should have to write a LOT more than this. This scares me. Whimper.

spinach preserves [2003-09-17 19:04:00] pithymood

well, it doesn't scare me whimper, but it shivers me timbers, ag ag ag ag.

what can i say? [2003-09-17 19:43:00] dragonstar

nothing really, I'm just enjoying the show

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