By: posthumous [2003-09-28]

Zirealism

yer Sunday comix

I tried nothing and I'm all outta ideas, man! [2003-09-28 00:38:00] twins

Goddamit, I can't see no picture. I tried clicking it, I tried asking it to "show picture" then I tried clicking it again, but nothing works. Umm.

Sorry! [2003-09-28 01:43:00] editors

If it's still not there, try refreshing and/or clearing your cache.

... [2003-09-28 04:49:00] Vinno

Technically, I could be the first person to place a comment on the picture, but instead I'm going to talk about talking about placing the first comment.
Well, that was enlightening.

Ratso [2003-09-28 09:26:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

I bet that Ratso would like a nice Bellini, huh?

Bellini [2003-09-28 12:43:00] devojane

a fat comedy writer wearing only a towel?

Just another one... [2003-09-28 13:05:00] Antwan

Okay, the rat was drinking from the bottle and fell into it. I get it. The problem is IT'S JUST NOT FUNNY

Well... [2003-09-28 14:04:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

You had to be there.

Personally... [2003-09-28 19:14:00] ross

it blows my skirt up, but then again zirealism always does. now back to my boone's farm. blargh!

[2003-09-29 04:19:00] Nakoruru

*peeks under Ross's skirt when it blows up*

forget the peach snapple [2003-09-29 11:27:00] pithymood

the preserves have arrived!

danger [2003-09-29 20:52:00] posthumous

your preserves are all sticky on the outside. are you sure you preserved them right? pithy says improperly preserved preserves can be deadly.

p.s. I loved the care package from lala land! who's the chemist?

Sticky is good! [2003-09-29 21:17:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

I was surprised that there were actual canning lids. The lids had a good seal, not domed; so the preserves were put-up hot enough, and I'd bet that external jar stickiness is due to product being full to the brim and then some with Wild Oregon Goodness. The cost of postage made me blink a bit, so I'll send back a sheet of Official US Bat Stamps suitable for collecting or actual postage.

Tasty [2003-09-29 21:55:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

I'll bake a little yeast bread to have with the preserves. I liked the wrapping paper, too; some of which was suitable for framing!

I heard it on the magnetbox [2003-09-30 01:10:00] twins

I see it now.

I once was in
the lost and found,
was blind but
found my keys.

Hey! [2003-09-30 04:37:00] Antwan

My preserves haven't got here yet...

preserves [2003-09-30 05:36:00] Vinno

I intercepted the preserves. Until Antwan accepts that Zirealism is good, he ain't getting 'em.

preserves [2003-09-30 15:10:00] Annna

Preserves are sticky because preserve maker (Matie) does not care for the niceties of cooking such as "wiping off the outside of the jars" or "cleaning the kitchen after cooking, ever."

I totally forgot what everyone got in their box, but we put all kinds of stuff we had lying around in there. I think Matie did the paper part of the packing.

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