By: posthumous [2003-10-19]

Zirealism

yer Sunday comix

every time I rub against you, I come away with these smudges

[2003-10-19 03:26:00] Vinno

I'd be less worried about the shoe than the fact that the waiter seems to be missing the back of his head.

Wine [2003-10-19 06:34:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

I'd get a bottle of Chateau LaFeet to go with that.

Antwan's analysis [2003-10-19 09:46:00] Antwan

I quickly identified the joke and it was almost funny... but then the snooty French waiter ruined it for me. -2 awesome points for you Posthumous.

[2003-10-19 10:27:00] another timmy

I keep having waiters like this. Or creepy people trying to sell me umbrellas.

um [2003-10-20 00:33:00] Mistress Elizabeth

ok...so...wait
what the...
there is a POINT to this right?
Oh wait hold it, I get it.
That wasn't funny.

[2003-10-20 00:48:00] twins

I just don't get it. I still think it's funny, though, because it reminds me of something JSP would write. (The guy from 665.com)

LICK, SIP...SUCKS!!! [2003-10-20 01:29:00] zhivago

forget about eating alone - the poor woman has clearly caught meningococcal C and now suffers "acute stumpitis"

i take that jsp comment [2003-10-20 21:16:00] posthumous

as a great compliment. Thank you.

Fancy Dining Establishment [2003-10-21 16:10:00] Snooty Person

No Gucci?

No Gucci [2003-10-21 16:40:00] Hieronymous Biscuit

But really great gnocci!

help me. [2003-10-21 17:05:00] Antwan

The contest ends tommorrow so maybe we'll be rid of the zirealism for a time.

Ha [2003-10-22 02:40:00] Vinno

And you'd like that, wouldn't you Antwan.
I think you secretly like Zirealism. You'r a Zirealist in denial.

Pedanticity [2003-10-22 02:41:00] Vinno

Damn, I spelled 'you're' without an 'e'. I feel stupid.

Is 'pedanticity' a word?
It is now.

What!?!?! [2003-10-22 19:12:00] The Cheat

Why is this still up??? It was bad enough on Sunday, but to go all the way into WEDNESDAY!!! This is bad, really bad, it's up to Brutal Assault to take care of this, FIRE!!!

Cries himself to sleep. [2003-10-24 05:12:00] Antwan

Please... someone... make it go away...

[2003-10-24 13:38:00] Nakoruru

Just can't.....take it....anymore..... BARF!

ARG [2003-10-24 14:15:00] The Cheat

JESUS FUCKING FUCK, IT'S THE QUEER PATROL, YOU FAGS HAVING ONE OF THOSE COMING OUT PARADES. MAKE IT GO AWAY
JESUS FUCKING FUCK, I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE DAMN GAME

I see [2003-10-24 21:31:00] Laconic

that I can't go away for two weeks without this place going all to hell.

what you don't realize [2003-10-24 21:45:00] posthumous

is that the waiter is slowly moving closer to the table.

just wait to see what happens when he gets there!

please oh please [2003-10-25 08:24:00] Laconic

let there be a huge explosion...or maybe just have it turn into a buddy cop movie with the waiter and the shoe.

when the waiter gets to the table... [2003-10-25 09:03:00] another timmy

he'll serve up another delicious Zirealism.

This is insane. [2003-10-25 12:39:00] Antwan

They should rename the site ZIREALISM.COM. Sheesh.

What the fuck? [2003-10-25 14:55:00] Capable

- pardon my French

[2003-10-29 02:21:00] Price Check

Its "pedant".

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