Zirealism

Stupid ants... you gotta love 'em!

By the black heart of Mantarok, I declare this to be the lamest Zirealism ever.

Who's the flat ant, huh? huh?

um the shoe represents brutally discrimanatory job/college acceptance practices, right?

or j-lo?

I'm just glad that the new monkey skull contest will be announced tommorrow and rid the world of Zirealism for a few days. By the way, the monkey skull I won in the last contest arrived and IT'S EVERY THING I THOUGHT IT COULD EVER BE!

I'm too excited. I'm staying up until midnight so that I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO HEAR ABOUT THE CONTEST!

If god liked those little boogers, he wouldn't have made them so fun to kill...
-stomping on them
-burning them with a magnifying glass
-drowning them in a drop of water
-tearing them apart with tweasers
-starving them in a glass jar
- "flicking" them
-crushing parts of them in progressive time
-making them fight over insects

oh the list never ends....

now we'll see if Antwan's got rhythm...

A plastic monkey skull says that I do better than you Posty!

Now I am guaranteed at least one monkey skull. Except don't even think you're getting my mail address.

At last, our long-standing rivalry will come to a challenge! Now, if only Laconic was here to see me crush Posthumous once and for all!