Zirealism

This looks to me like a real life facsimile of Antwan trying to bed his autistic sister. Vive La Incest!

Oh yeah? Well, if I used a lot of big words like those I could make you sound stupid too!

OOOH...GCG just got burned! Oh, I'm sorry we couldn't hear your crybaby whiney ass opinion over the sound of ANTWAN ROCKING YOUR FACE! That's right, bow your head in shame, That was so funny I even pissed myself!

You can use your wet pants to put out the flames then, right?

That was probably the worst comeback I've ever heard, a mother daughter incest joke would have been better. Oh I'm sorry sir, I just pissed on your wife, well You MIGHT get herpes if you sleep with a diseased whore.

I guess there's such a thing as being too honest.

You guys are pathetic, but I love you anyway.
The new zirealism however... Well, how should I put this? Do you remember those zirealisms from when we were children?
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Mmm, neither do I - but they must've been excellent; probably involving shallow humour, or lots of digital alchohol.

After reading this sight, I just found another reason to terrorize the world. But first, I'm gonna kill myself. Oh yeah, and Pantera are so fuckin stupid and talentless. they're just a bunch of racist, inbred, retarded out the ass hicks!

Another bright light has appaered to menace the site. Bravo, you fucking retard, BRA-VO.

This zirealism is the reason for legal murder.
It's the reason that cheerleading is not a sport.
I hate you Posthumous and I wish you would die.

I keep waiting for the apparition of dark empty sockets in the nightmare face of my eternal Hell, but no... I see only the same dull stare.

Antwan has not yet sacrificed his monkey skull to me.

Time grows short for you, Antwan.

I won that bet! I did much better than you!

Both of you shut up, I should have one! I did win ONE AWARD, that is much better than the monkey skull. So, both of you bow down to me! The Cheat

It sort of reminds me of a song, I think that it was a version by The Chenille Sisters, that went, "From a distance, the World looks blue and green, and all the people look like ants"

You all stink. I'm the greatest there ever was, ever is, and ever will be. You're all grotty jocks.

Because of Eve telling us so, she must really be the greatest there ever was; so let's praise her ladyship (goddess?) with great praise in all eternity henceforth. Let us also erect great temples, hold big ceremonies and build gigantic statues in her name, so that she can care for us when we are in great need. Because with her power she could easily destroy all of us if we are not careful in pleasing her desires. We should not assume that her nature is forgiving because of the way that she wrote to us in the last revelation, telling us that we stink. This message could not be more plain; not being interpretated in some other way than that she is angry with us. This is probably due to the recent animosity on the thingsihate.org comments section, and mainly involving a small number of people. Among these, one individual should be choosen as a sacrifice to save us from Eve's terrible wrath -- so start voting. This is probably unnecassary though as the final result is pretty clear already: Posthumous must pay for his sins once and for all!

EVE is wrong...antwan is great and all mighty. But never set downwind from him...he will fart in your general DIErection. Where is CAM!?!?

you've taken my worst cartoon yet and left it up for 4 days!

for the football cartoon, of course. but that was just to piss off Antwan.

Well, I think that it's a funny comic. Relationships are sometimes surreal, and having a too literal boyfriend would be bizarre.

I HATED the football one.

Antwan is fat....

I try. really I do.

I REALLY hated the football one.

Cheat, that farting thing was from Monty Python. I hope you do not memorise entire Python sketches, because that is not cool. Not only that, but passing it off as your own genius? C'MON!!!!
AND...as the frenchman said: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES."
EVE'S TERRIBLE WRATH

Ever notice how after EVE posts, that Dedas will soon follow...with the almost exact same thing. and yes, I happen to know where I got the farting joke from. WHY IS THIS ZIREALISM STILL UP???

I figure that Zirealism is still up so as to allow everyone sufficient time to read some "A. E. Housman"

Antwan IS fat....

Ehh, Shaddap.

Zirealism is still up, and guess what? Tomarrow...ANOTHER ZIREALISM...OMG the joys of..Everything!

that i'm gonna have to develop a masochistic streak if this ever happens again. two zirealisms, with nothing to break up the tedium of the arguments in between.

I backlogged em with zirealisms. That's right, Antwan. Even if you did manage to destroy me, you would still have to sit through a month of zirealisms.

is it just me, or has the zirealism not changed? maybe it did, but only a tiny bit, so if we were to search back throughout the days we would see a little, annoying, animation.

or anna decided to sleep in really, really late.