Zirealism

A woody joke!

Let's change the name of the site to ThingsZirealism. All Posthumous all the time. Also, I'm thinking injury.

I even hope judgement day is nigh, so that Posthumous will be punished for his humourcrimes against humanity. Because I don't fear to be judged - Eve will protect me with godly lies.

You have nothing to fear but sucky zirealisms.

This one is funny! Woot....

Wellity wellity wellity...Looks like I gots me some followers. "Some" being "one", being "Dedas".
Maybe I can get my own evil bastardly fanclub up and running about!
FEELING THREATENED, CHEAT AND OTHER GUY?!? HUH?!?
If there is one more double shot of Zirealisms, I might just break out the effigies again.

By the way, I wanted to change my name to something egyptian sounding---whats better....Evenhotep, or Evehotpet?

nEvertiti

Zirelsims aren't supposed to be like this(many exmlamtionpointsandones).

It should be vague, like a grizzly bear sitting on a log staring intently into a rotten tomato or a baby smoking a cigarette while riding a rat.

EVE it is THE CHEAT, not cheat....THE CHEAT. Antwan isn't scared of anyone, except his mom!

Eve has recognized my devotion - I am truly blessed! Because of this, I shall sting my own eyes out as a faithful gesture; Eve will now be my guiding light, and I her humble servant forever.
Give me a task and I shall fullfill it, o' queen of corruption.

Ah yessss....let us commmence The Hurtening, followed by The Shinning,
The Shinning consistng of running up to people, kicking them in the shins, laughing, then running away.
On second thought, we'll do The Hurtening after The Shinning...
At the risk of sounding like a bad RPG, I'll say no more.

Izzat where you kick somebody in the shins, or where a dog humps your leg?

Oh hey you guys, This place in the mall called Spencer's gifts, It's great, it had a little dog that you can attach to something, and it humps the object. comes with sound and movement, great for kids, alot better than hokey pokey elmo!

youze got lickspittle in yer grottyjocks, and yo ass be shinning in the spoogelight... hey.. ain't you glistening to me?

no..

No.

no.

No

^yes (Republican)

Oh Biscuit, you card!

an entirely nonpolitical no.

Hey Editors, don't mean to be pushy, but isn't there a update you guys can use? besides a zirealism.

No, fallen one.

YES, GET ON WITH IT!!!