By: Andrewsarchus
[2003-12-11]
The Breakup
This is just as hard for me as it is for you.
Maybe we don't have what others do. I mean, it's not like we didn't try, right? I hope we did. I think I did. What about you?
Okay, you don't have to answer. I understand. It must be hard. It's hard for me, I'll tell you that! Remember when we first met? You were jogging in the park, wearing a gray jogging suit? I remember the look on your face when you first saw me! It was so magical.
I hope you don't cry. I mean, I don't want you to be sad over spilt milk. By all means, if you want to cry, cry. I have some tissue right beside you. I guess it's obvious that I was planning this from the start.
Maybe it was something I said or did or didn't do. I don't think it was. This may sound harsh, but it may have been something incompatible between us. I really wish it could have worked out between us.
Don't give me that look. This is just as hard for me as it is for you. It's not like I didn't try to make it work. I'm not much on fate, but maybe we weren't meant to be together.
So, you're not going to say anything? You're just going to sit there and cry? Fine. It seems like you've been crying ever since we met. I thought it was allergies. Why didn't you say something?
Listen, I'm tired of trying to make relationships work if they clearly aren't going to. What's the point? It's a waste of all our energy and time. May as well just watch TV. Don't give me that! I didn't mean it that way.
Maybe I did. Yeah, I did! You lousy little cunt! You ruined four and a half weeks of my life! I took you in, fed you, bathed you, clothed you in some of my best clothes that I've collected, and for what? To be treated like shit? All you ever did was fucking cry! It's over, for good. I'm not dealing with you anymore.
wtf?
I thought we had something special.
There is no women that can break my heart, because my heart belongs to the goddess.
You know...I'm trying to figure out a way to make fun of this, but it's so damn stupid I can't.
This is one of the best articles on thingsihate.org I've yet seen. "All the clothes that I've collected", I blew my intuiative load on that one AND NOW I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL YOU STUPID BASTARD. Err... Anyway, When is the monkey skull contest? And did my entry get in so I can beat Posthumous?
You can forget the monkey skull, Antwan. The name of the content of Annnas frigde came to me in a vision. I was chosen by the goddess herself you know (probably because I am her only believer, but anyways)! I consider myself both blessed and priviliged, a mile above all the scum that do not know the content of Annnas fridge. Therefore I hereby pronounce myself owner of the monkey skull, and that without even the need to prove myself. Because why should I prove myself to some roaches, insects that scuddle around my feet... ha ha ha
P nye "Skull Ring" har han ftt med seg de orginale Stooges-brdrene Ron og Scott Asheton. Pluss at han fr hjelp av Green Day og Sum 41. Og hans faste backingband heter The Trolls! Hans alder p 56 hindrer han ikke fra rocke som ville h.......
"Skull Ring" er blitt den beste skiva hans p lang tid. Her gr det unna som et villt uvr. Og ltene holdet jevnt over hyt niv. Eneste utsette p denne skiva er at den kanskje er noe lang, men who cares, dette er rock (som enn) skremmer fanden p flatmark. Yes, punkens og grungens far er enn vital. Jeg mener, Iggy er anti-tesen til Sverre Kjelsberg.
My Pa got a skull ring once and it was matted with the hair of the original Three Stooges.
Plus at the fair on Sumday the 41st, he was helped by day-glow green trolls!
Then some trees hindered a rock from hitting a Cadillac Coupe deVille.
The "Skull Ring" wore the bleeding best skivvies.
Her garter was under some eaten village egg.
The latrine had jets over her nose.
Ernest upset her skivvies with no language to describe, males that worry, then flattened the men with rocks.
Oi, pumpkins are far more important than grunions.
Jagermeister, makes Iggy anti-tense til Sven kills a neighborhood.
Not entering the "what's in annna's fridge" contest. Basically because Antwan said he has seen the insider of her fridge, and it would be a waste of time to trying to beat the great antwan.
Just stay the fcuk out of the fast lane if you are going slow.
I knew you'd change you name back sooner or later, Zim. You can't deny your true feelings. I guess you're just ecstatic about the new DVD, hmm? Yeees. Took em long enough to make one. I sure as hell hope the DVD comes out in oz, or I might have to hurt somebody.
It never aired here, you know.
THE DVD!!!!
reminds me of when i used the "just be friends" line on a guy. that felt so great. it was over the phone too. good times.
RELATIONSHIPS R FOR MORTAL!!!!!
Toys are for Christmas!
..tricks are for kids
AND EARTH IS FOR THE IRKEN INVASION!!! AWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
U PEOPLE R CRAZY AN IM THE FUCKIN DEVIL
A perfect example of what happens when you drink the bong water. Another highschool dropout typing his message in ALL CAPS....Seven sixteenths of one inch, That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot.
..he's using his pointer finger to type.
AGGH! That banner ad will give me a stroke one day.
I already have a head-splitting headache.
I hosted a party for 7 teenage girls.
Actually, I spent most of my time hiding in the bedroom with the door closed. The decibel level was so high that my ears AND all my other orifices were bleeding.
They never shut up the whole time. They were watching that Pirates movie and you would think that drooling over Johnny Depp would keep them quiet, but noooooo......
I begged for someone to shoot me. Shoot me now.
And as if that wasn't bad enough having 7 teenage girls in my house all at once, my daughter is now officially a
TEENAGER!
Seven teenage girls devoured:
*6L of pop, 3 different kinds
*2 large pizzas
*7 LARGE bags of chips, 7 different flavors
*a giant platter piled high with 6 or 7 different cut up fruits
(one complained there were no strawwwwberries~
that one almost ended up in a shallow pit hugging a sacka lye later on)
*a large fondue pot of chocolate filled to the brim to dip them in
*a giant slice each of a 4 decker Black Forest cake (lovingly made by me,
she said modestly)
HOW did they manage to eat all that in 4 1/2 hours?
I'm glad I only have one kid, let me tell you.
To have to do that more than once a year would be too much.
Too much to spend on bags of lye.
Yep, it will be interesting to see what all their FACES will look like on Monday morning after that little junk-food orgy.
I think that those pizzas may just come back to haunt them.
AH hahaha heh heh hmmm....
a perfect example of someone who watches nicklodeon too much an who has enough time on his hands to FUCKIN MEASURE THE DISTANCE FROM THE F TO THE CAPS LOCK!!!!!!
eat me bitch u suck dogs for quarters zim suck it dry bitch!!!!!!!!
