Zirealism

I've always wanted to use that word!

I think I'm gonna jump out of my window after seeing this...

Once again, I'm not sure if I get it, and if it is what I think it is, then it aint all that great.
Ha, the last post by The Cheat had to be the best post to ever end an article with. I didn't know you haddit inya, Cheaty m'boy!
My reverence for you has been growing as of late, (reverence, among other things) and I propose we join forces in some unholy fusion of creamy, melty, gooey hate, with an evil nougat centre.
I extend to you my hand of evil bastardry, that once you take, you can never let go, lest you betray the followe....eh, Dedas.
What say you?!

OH did anyone see how "satan" changed his name to "the cheat" and...mumbled something about being slightly homesexual. Is satan related to Jonas or GCG? I don't really get this zirealism either, hmm wonder what Antwan's comments will be?

What's to get? Sublety is wasted on the young. One advertising ploy is to promise dire consequences for infidelity. The hint of possible sex usually works for me.

of course you don't get it. It's not for you. It's for potential advertisers.

i would like to advertise the larrys douche products here

I think I somewhat get it, THEY fell out of something....am I right, am I on the right track? and What is Brand X?

Brand X is an inferior product.

i have some bad news sadly dedas follower of eve really did jump out a window after posting her comment

Yes this is me posting from the afterlife...

Using "Brand X" is the leading cause of defenestration!

On a side note, yes, they caught Maddas, for any fool who's been hiding under a rock the past few days. Besides good ol' Mad-Arse of course.

*Look at me, i'm a dumbass living in redneck wonderland.

Fear not all, The Great Antwan has come to relieve you of the petty squabblings of false Gods and Goddesses to tell you just how much he hates this Zirealism: A lot.

would this mean that the use of Brand X is what sparked the Thirty Years' War?

Catholics (blindfolded): I actually think this one tastes better.

Protestants (outraged): Lying popish antichrists!

(Protestants throw Catholics out window. Bohemia is instantly invaded by the forces of an Emperor who drinks store-brand cola.)

That was the Second Defenestration!

Third.

I bet posty wins...FEEL HONORED

I bet Potsy wins!

Monday, December 15, 2003; 1:37 PM

BLOOMSBURG, Pa. - Route 11 was closed for almost six hours Sunday after a tractor-trailer jackknifed, spilling roughly 32,000 pounds of liver onto the highway and a business parking lot.

thousands of hopeful transplantees left in the lurch

and thats why dedas died after jumping out of a window but she didnt lack of a liver transplant she got one but unfortunatly it was one spilled on the highway but the driver was enforcing the 5 second rule

ive finaly accomplished my life long drean u can see the headline now MAN HAS SEX CHANGE AND MARRIES HIMSELF kick ass

ewww, that's the wurst

that's the back of his head?

and if you look closely you can see that his enormous eyeglasses survived largely intact because they emanate directly out of his face.

i found out yesterday that i don't have a left arm.

i meant the liver headline. btw, you're mispelling booger.

Some odd years ago, I was watching a medical show on telly. There was this college student who was at a party and had a few too many drinkies. Needless to say, she was more than soused. So, anyway, she goes back to her residential hall on the fifth or sixth floor where she talks with her roommate. The drunk girl leans against the windowsill of an open window, looses her balance, breaks through the cheap screen, and falls out of the damn window. I found it completely amusing....