Zirealism

He should have settled for a creative frisson, rather than a proprietary relationship. Again, with a paper clip man, at least he also has no use for a buttplug.

He could better have used the paper clips to launch at Bisquiks forehead with a rubber band.

Sausage Balls with Hieronymus Bisquick

1 lb sausage
2 cups grated Cheddar
3 cups Hieronymus Bisquick
1/3 cup water

Combine all the ingredients. Shape into balls the size of walnuts. Place on greased cookie sheet. Cook at 350 for 15 minutes or up to the time Hieronymus Bisquick reaches an internal temperature of 140.

The Artist Formally Known As Buttplug.

OK, I find that google has 10,000+ hits for "Hieronymous" and 50,000+ hits for "Hieronymus" and that Cock's name was actually Jeronimo. Ok, ok. It's not quite the same as "devine" because I don't think that 16%-18% of the English-speaking population uses "devine" and don't try to win sympathy but justifying your crap with the wit and wisdom of Lisa Simpson. At least, if you quoted Bart, I might have some respect. You are so smart! S-M-R-T. If we were in jail, you could be my girlfriend. Plz post a picture so I can see if you're cute.

Hey, buttpluck! Have you tried Hieronymous Bisquick Sausge Balls? I must admit that the thought of Hieronymous Bisquick Sausge Balls on you chin gives me a frisson.

Lisa Simpson rules.

The thought of Hieronymous Bisquick's Sausge Balls on my chin gave me herpes.

The thought of us together in prison...
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I'll need to edit your message before I respond; the errors in punctuation and word choice have made it illegible.

You wrote:

OK, I find that google has 10,000+ hits for "Hieronymous" and 50,000+ hits for "Hieronymus" and that Cock's name was actually Jeronimo. Ok, ok. It's not quite the same as "devine" because I don't think that 16%-18% of the English-speaking population uses "devine" and don't try to win sympathy but justifying your crap with the wit and wisdom of Lisa Simpson. At least, if you quoted Bart, I might have some respect. You are so smart! S-M-R-T. If we were in jail, you could be my girlfriend. Plz post a picture so I can see if you're cute.

You may have meant to say:

OK, I find that google has 10,000+ hits for 'Hieronymous' and 50,000+ hits for 'Hieronymus', and that Cock's name was actually Jeronimo. It's not quite the same as 'devine', because I don't think that 16%-18% of the English-speaking population uses 'devine'. And don't try to win sympathy by justifying your crap with the wit and wisdom of Lisa Simpson. At least, if you had quoted Bart, I might have had some respect. You are so smart! S-M-R-T. If we were in jail, you could be my girlfriend. Please post a picture, so that I can see if you're cute.

You think that the majority rules? You poor deluded fart-brain! By the way, how's the wife? She goes, eh?

"You think the majority rules" is not a question.

You may have meant:

You poor, deluded fart-brain, you think that the majority rules!

or:

Do you think that the majority rules, you poor, deluded fart-brain?

Once again, the rest of the message is unable to be understood.

I don't need no steenking comma!

You put the antics in semantics. Next you'll accuse me of being antisemantic. You sure got a case of the props. I don't know what the rash is on your chin, but I expect that if you'd stop turning tricks for a week or so, it will heal up just fine. Also, don't ride a bicycle for a week.

I don't need no steenking comma!

As your double negative indicates:
don't need no = need a
Double negatives combine to form an affirmative.

I need a comma.

A man should never be ashamed to say he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words he is wiser today than he was yesterday (sic)
Alexander Pope

Bisquick, did you ride the short bus to school?

Bisquick, my boy, you are misinformed once again. Herpes doesn't present as a rash, but as blisters that form, eventualy rupturing and forming open sores, like the ones on your little, tiny pud. As for the bike riding, herpes on the chin does not indicate genital herpes; you probably got those from giving oral. Perhaps your anal warts might be keeping you off the bike.

...

See? You're getting schooled right now without even having to get on a bus. To avoid getting your butt stomped yet again, send your lunch money to: PO Box #42; Del Rio, Texas

I wrote you a pome!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
So kiss my butt warts!

will you please waste your time somewhere else. thank you.

Your subgenius douche-baggery seems sempiternal, mental midget.
"...butt stomped yet again." When did this happen, eunik? You live in a box. I hope it's cozy, as you will live there a long, long time.

You mean like the street corner mimes live in? SubG has nothing to do with this. But I agree with Anonymus; we have sullied enough bandwidth here. So, post a valid e-mail address, and I'll be glad to continue swapping spit with you.

Bisquick, my friend, I believe we have been misunderstood. I would think our banter might be entertaining to some, but anonymous seems nonplussed. You have proven yourself a witty rival, but, alas, anonymous will have no more of our indelicate sparring (thingsihate-nazi). Please then, anonymous, offer something of interest for my brother Biscuit and me.

Show of hands: how many of you are penguins, or know a penguin on a first-name basis?

I long to be a sanguine penguin. Does that count?

what I misunderstood was your level of commitment. had I known you were not some joyriding grammar-nazi troll, I would have left well enough alone.

I have nothing to offer; continue as you were.

A joyriding grammar-nazi troll I shall never be. I'd like to know what one looks like though.

Does "Chilly Willy" count? Here's some nice "Chilly WillY" lounge wear.

Through careful statistical analysis, I have determined, with 88% confidence, that H. Biscuit and buttplug are the same person. Still, it was entertaining.

http://www.collectorsconnection.org/imagese/33a653.jpg

Micheal and Janet are the same person. As for Biscuit and I, you will know I am not he, as my postings are funny. The source of your entertainment is from the buttplug.

Funny how? Funny, ha-ha? Funny like a clown? Funny like a $3-bill?

My first post is the ONLY one here that has any bearing on the excellent comic. What up wit dat, hongh?

WOOOOOOOHOOOOO!! this site hasn't been this interesting for ages.

Hieronymoose Bosh dates back to a time when spellings were variant. Those were heady days when interesting discussions abounded. Why? Because we didn't have to listen to dorks correcting other people's spelling.

I like it when teh dorks are self-correcting! (furiously thumbing teh dictionary searching for commas)

There is so much wrong with what you have written. You, my friend, also rode the short bus. My suggestion to you is that you begin writting all your lame responses phonetically, if spelling doesn't matter. It would take you much less time. I assume that you are a time traveler; your tense seems to suggest that you lived in your so called 'heady days'. "We didn't have to listen..."? Perhaps posthumus is more accurate a name for you than I knew. Postmortem may be good, too. My intention was to get H Bisquicks internal temperature up to 140 in order to watch his tiny mind creep to a halt. This I accomplished. You have now been sucked in as well, cretin.

Do you thumb the dictionary for commas, Douchillious?

I know! Why don't you go play with Nenslo over at alt.genius.bill-palmer--I'm finding your tactics repetitious. Matching wits with a half-wit is a droll pastime indeed.

So no one else on TIH knows how to spell eunuch?

Thanks. I wondered how that was spelled. Bicuit, you hurt my feelings.What did I ever do to you.

Yeah. A bit of trivia regarding X-tians: While researching the Lincoln assassination, I came across a bit about one of the henchmen being a self-castrated X-tian fanatic. Evidently, some X-tian fanatics use Matthew 19:12 as justification for becoming eunuchs.

19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

with antwan, there was a jolliness to his idiocy, a sense that maybe he was just pretending to be an idiot. Miss Pelt has an unfortunate air of sincerity.

Some are born idiots, some are made idiots, and some become idiots for the mere joy of it. Let he who may drool salivate at will. (,)

I could have sworn it was Hieronymus Bosch. But I know there was some other guy named Hieronymous. He was really important and he did...oh, the things he did! What didn't he do?!

You are all a bunch of nerds. Mostly just Hieronymous and buttplug. But we should all be nice to you 'ronny because you are probably a thalidomide baby with a gummi bear for a head. That goes for SATAN and bfist too.

With bfist, I think the fist part just describes his sex-life.