Zirealism

Fire BAD!

Why you want to "fit in" when you're a big cool monster, I cannot understand? Think of all unique attributes you possess, the strength, the bigness, the rage, the screw in your head... the list goes on. But that is not all, no sir! I mean, think of all the possibilities you have, you can crush peoples heads with your fists, scare people to death with your mere presence, and you can be certain to get the job as "monster" in all of the upcoming horror movies. And then, suddenly, you want to be round up like a sheep in a small box with a stupid machine as your only friend; no it doesn't make sense, I'll tell ya! It doesn't make sense!

Fire BAD!

I understand this Zirealism... and it is good...

Excuse me while I check to see if Hell just froze over.

They've all been funny! It's like the hooker said, "It's all in how you look at it." Notice, too, the nice drawing; the wrinkled effect of the jacket giving the illusion of being grotesquely huge. Bravolingus!

Or maybe the ill-fitting jacket just indicates that Frank shops "off-the-rack!" nyuk-nyuk

How are you doing? I haven't been to this page in forever and I wanted to see if it was still up, and it is. I also haven't seen you around at all! I hope you're having a good night! Bye!

How are your work boots? I looked on #thingsihate last week and didn't find anyone, but there were some people on #hatelife and the penguins.

Penguins! Where?!

Pokey the Penguin! I was talking about the IRC #pokey; there are some people talking there. But you could check the Pokey comics, too!

#pokey

bunch...of nieerds.