Zirealism

Despite a conspicuous lack of posts on thingsihate, I own many of the firsts. Posthumous: you get a lot of flak, but you make a fine comic. Biscuit: shut the hell up. Seriously. Dude. Noone cares. Annna, Pop: I look forward to your excellent, though infrequent, contributions. As to the comic itself; each policeman has an entirely different crotch configuration--are we to believe Cop 1 is less of a man than cop 2? Discuss.

A Fateful Encounter: FutureDylan upon his arrival to New Orleans circa 1973.

What is that cross-hatching for shading called? But the "Dylan" reminds me more of W. B. Burroughs! Hi, Orang! Bienvenidos mi pesadilla!

It must be that "good cop, bad cop" thing goin' on.

well um it's called crosshatching...

I think maybe one cop keeps his donuts in his pants and the other one has crullers.

....not much goin' on here today. Good cop/bad cop for sure!

We all know members of the modern police force regularly wear bulletproof vests and frequently don visored helmets, ballistic shields, and flak jackets when they take on extremely dangerous situations like drunken college-aged protesters/celebrators, but do they wear a cup as the standard package? I guess what I'm asking here is, hypothetically, if I were to be arrested for oh God let's say a drug offense could I knee the fucking pig police officer and then sprint to freedom?

This is all hypothetical since, as we all know, jail time for minor drug offenses is for the young black male, and I will always be much better served by whole-heartedly cooperating with the civil authorities.

So, the one cop is wearing a cup and the other cop is wearing a saucer. The sitting-down guy doesn't have any shoe laces. Did Bob Dylan take them to use for guitar strings?

This made no sense.... Explain to me who Bob Dylan is, unless he has something to do with JTHM or Invader Zim, I do not care. MWAHA!
Are you people blind??? The on on the right is wearing a cup and the one on the left squared cup. The guy on the ground looks like Freddy from those horror movies with the naked chicks in the first 5 minutes which have nothing to do with the orginal plot.

crotch-hatching

pu is two/thirds of a pun

that's funny..

I bet you stink!

In these times that you can't be really certain of who your friends are, isn't it nice to know beyond a doubt that I'm not one of them?

that's so comforting, you're sweet.

Glad to help out, at your cervix service!