By: Furious Gary Smee
[2004-05-13]
Love
AND NOW SOME POETRY
Love is not gentle or kind
Its a fist in the face
It drives you back against the wall
Knuckles pound your guts, bending you
Love is not submissive
Its aggressive like a cornered animal
Lashing out at anything close
Desperate as a drowning man
Reaching out and grabbing hold
Climbing to stay afloat and killing you
Love isnt smart or smooth
Its brutal and elemental
Grabbing great fistfuls of your hair
Hands grab your throat
Tearing at the buttons of your shirt and jeans
Befouling your body and your sensibilities
Whispering threats and promises
For this small amount of payoff
In a trash filled alley where it dragged you
Love leaves you beaten, abused and weeping
There among the rest of the trash
These would all make excellent Hallmark Cards!
One way to save money is to have a contest and have the deadline for the contest a month before the contest starts!
love appeals to the eyes
love congeals on the thighs
love retreats with a whine
love remains in the mind
My love is like my red, red nose
When I get drunk in Spring
There's nothing like a jug of Scotch
To set my heart to wing
I HATE YOU
i like durbenator! i even liked durbenator 2. but i never cared for codad the barbarian...
Oh, do you have a cold, or Spring allergies? Node stobbed up?
got a code in my nodes
my compuder, slowed
I love dragons. I love dragons so much i want to fuck them. Humans are so stupid. Humans should be extermenated. Dragons are my frends.
so there.
Things i hate; humans furries [i really hate those fuking furries], bad movies, bad tv, bad music like rap and classical and other shit like that.
so there.
go in a corner and play with yourself.
Come on over! You can be pivot-man at the circle jerk!
Circle-jerk, my idea. I'm taking it. .l..-_-..l.
There, there Mr. Smee. It will work out in the end. If it is not meant to be...well....
...why beer is better.
Peppermint schnapps on the other hand.... I mean, that scene at the Christmas Party, and then New Year's. Christ. I guess we just weren't right for each other.
and albino vampire women! Romantic adventures to write home to mom about! Dear Mom, I met this really nice albino woman today over a glass of some funny green drink, and then...
You do speak the truth...Love is not gentle or kind...that's why no-strings-attached sex mixed with some malt liquor is the only way to go...MWAHA!! Yes!!
Take the ribbon from yer hair
Let me sniff yer underwear
I don't care if yer brain ain't right
Just so long as yer cooter's tight
All Cum Guzzlers front and center!!!!!!
Greeks! To the rear, march!
love stinks, ya know
Having been tied up and tortured by it many many times I have to say that I am some kinda LOVE expert.
Viscerally speaking, if you feel a stirring in your loins it is LUST. Do
NOT get lust and love confused. They are not synonymous.
There's something to be said for a good gloryhole!
I feel like a mushroom..they keep me in the dark and feed me bullshit....damn shows like The Brady Bunch and movies like The Red Shoe Diaries and all the other shows filled with malarky (is malarky a word?if it aint it is now)here all this time i thought i never knew real love...I liked the movie High Society..coz he kissed each woman after nuttin' in them...now that's romantic!what u doin?nuttin' honey...
There was an old Jack Lemmon film that was about a hooker retiring, and about forty-seven11 of her former clients got together to give a party for the girl who did everything but kiss. One of my sisters kissed Jack Lemmon, but not when he was in drag like in Some Like It Hot
The world would do much better with more women like Stellargirl. On a related note, if you live anywhere within 100 miles of San Diego, I have some malt beverages ice cold in my fridge-a-merator right now...
It's like the perfect martini, you got to get the gin:vermouth ratio just right to suit the customer; that's how it is with the love:lust ratio. And remember, it gets an olive not a cherry, if it's a cherry, it ain't no damned martini. Hey! Within a 100 mile of Dago? Tijuana is within spittin' distance. I'll go to the "Blue Burro"...that is, unless you got somethin' I ain't never seen before!?!?
No shit, I actually live 3 exits away from the border. I don't know about the blue burro, but have you seen the burros they paint to look like zebras? Someone should tell PETA. I hate Tijuana- last time we were down there, my friend Tim got the bright idea to piss in a public fountain... We had to pay off the stupid crooked police, who apparently only exist to extort anyone of non-hispanic heritage, as opposed to fighting crime. Why isn't there a mexican batman?
