Lint-ball in Louisville
Dear The King of Prussia,
I have a lot of boards in my yard. What should I do with them?
Yours,
Idle in Islington
Dear Idle in Islington
Make a novena!
I actually have some experience with lots of lumber in the yard situations. There was an Italian construction contractor who had been padding his bids for years, and buying extra boards with the margin. So, he was getting close to retirement and was feeling guilty for years of being a crook, and he went the priest to confess. He told the priest what he'd done and the priest said that he should make a novena, to which the Italian contractor replied, "Hey, no problem! You got the plans, I got the lumber!"
Dear King of Prussia,
I have a lint-ball. Not in my belly-button. It's a 387-lb lint-ball. I spend most of my time hanging out at the laundromats checking the drier-filters for more lint to add to my lint-ball. My wife complains that I care more about my lint-ball than I do about her. I keep my lint-ball in the living room and it's so big that I can't see the TV. What should I do?
Lint-ball in Louisville
Dear Lint-ball in Louisville,
I have had similar problems with large obstructions in the living room obscuring my view of the TV from time to time. My solution is to get a large wall mirror and position it so as to reflect the TV image around the lint-ball. You may have to get a second mirror for your wife, if you are not sitting very close together at this time.
Dear Curious in Canada,
Yes, I smoke a pipe. My current favorite pipe is made from a section of cherry tree branch with a curved bakelite stem. I believe it is manufactured by Rupp Pipes. I smoke "Navy Cut" or flake tobacco. Navy cut originated with the British sailors smuggling tobacco in their neck scarves, and when they would smoke, they'd cut off some shreds. This kind of shred-cut is still called "Navy Cut" today. My pop would have had a laugh, as he smoked pipes nd also had a hookah. There have sprung up several trendy hookah establishments around, where one may smoke sheesha. I would like to get a pipe made of a walrus tusk with scrimshaw.
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I have a lot of boards in my yard. What should I do with them?
Yours,
Idle in Islington
Dear Idle in Islington
Make a novena!
I actually have some experience with lots of lumber in the yard situations. There was an Italian construction contractor who had been padding his bids for years, and buying extra boards with the margin. So, he was getting close to retirement and was feeling guilty for years of being a crook, and he went the priest to confess. He told the priest what he'd done and the priest said that he should make a novena, to which the Italian contractor replied, "Hey, no problem! You got the plans, I got the lumber!"
Dear King of Prussia,
I have a lint-ball. Not in my belly-button. It's a 387-lb lint-ball. I spend most of my time hanging out at the laundromats checking the drier-filters for more lint to add to my lint-ball. My wife complains that I care more about my lint-ball than I do about her. I keep my lint-ball in the living room and it's so big that I can't see the TV. What should I do?
Lint-ball in Louisville
Dear Lint-ball in Louisville,
I have had similar problems with large obstructions in the living room obscuring my view of the TV from time to time. My solution is to get a large wall mirror and position it so as to reflect the TV image around the lint-ball. You may have to get a second mirror for your wife, if you are not sitting very close together at this time.
Dear King of Prussia,
Do you smoke a pipe? After reading your "Crabs!" story, I imagine it's the kind of thing you might have picked up from some old sea captain at some point.
Curious in Canada
Do you smoke a pipe? After reading your "Crabs!" story, I imagine it's the kind of thing you might have picked up from some old sea captain at some point.
Curious in Canada
Dear Curious in Canada,
Yes, I smoke a pipe. My current favorite pipe is made from a section of cherry tree branch with a curved bakelite stem. I believe it is manufactured by Rupp Pipes. I smoke "Navy Cut" or flake tobacco. Navy cut originated with the British sailors smuggling tobacco in their neck scarves, and when they would smoke, they'd cut off some shreds. This kind of shred-cut is still called "Navy Cut" today. My pop would have had a laugh, as he smoked pipes nd also had a hookah. There have sprung up several trendy hookah establishments around, where one may smoke sheesha. I would like to get a pipe made of a walrus tusk with scrimshaw.
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